ParkerMovie Reviews

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  • Must Go!
    Written January 25, 2013

    Move over, Bond

    by Reel_Deal_Gal

    I really liked it a lot and am now a huge Jason Statham fan. Action, excitement, - totally kept me engaged and entertained - even at the 10:20 pm starting time. I see a sequel. I hope that isn't just wishful thinking. James Bond, move over. We have a new sheriff in town, and his name is Parker. 4 stars out of 5 for the amount of entertainment I got from it. There are some pretty grisly scenes, but not gratuitous, IMO. For anyone who likes the Bourne, Bond, etc. films.....I think you'll dig it.

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  • So-so
    Written January 28, 2013

    The second half is good.

    by pedsarq

    This is really two movies, a really bad one during the first half and a pretty good heist film during the second half. There's plenty of revenge and butt-kicking Jason-Statham-style. There are also plenty of interestingly idiotic bad guys who seem to pull off the impossible with genius, only to ultimately mess things up like retards. Anyway, if you can make it past the first 45 minutes, you'll be glad you stayed for the second half. Unfortunately, this isn't enough recommend the movie because the first half was bad enough to clear out 4 people from the audience I saw it.

    • 22 out of 31 found this review helpful.
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    Written January 26, 2013

    PARKER

    by BEBER

    We always love Jason Stratham, and his films. Love Jennifer Lopez, but, this part was beneath
    her acting talents. It did not make sense, she had street smarts, but, was dumb in so many other ways. She must learn to modulate your voice, it is too high pitched. I think the screenwriter could have written a better part for Jennifer, as she is so talented and beautiful. Patti Lupone's part was not very good, terrible acting, and again she has talent. May be something was lost in the editing? Over all we enjoyed the movie, it kept our interest, I recommend seeing it!

    BEBER

    • 17 out of 25 found this review helpful.
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  • Must Go!
    Written January 28, 2013

    Great Movie

    by djjj

    This movie gives all the entertainment needed in an action movie, terrific acting, excellent storyline that stays ahead of you, and an actor worth watching. If you are looking for fun, sexiness, and action, see this movie. I give it a 9 out of 10 :)

    • 13 out of 18 found this review helpful.
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  • Must Go!
    Written January 28, 2013

    PARKER

    by 4myeyezonly

    Jason Stratham is an excellent actor. This movie was great from the beginning to the end. Action packed. Great story line and deliverence. Will see again.

    • 21 out of 35 found this review helpful.
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  • Go
    Written February 18, 2013

    Go

    by MovieMeister66

    Though the movie dragged a bit I found the action scenes, humor, and story interesting. Plus Jennifer Lopez did a great job with her character. I say Go.

    • 8 out of 9 found this review helpful.
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  • Must Go!
    Written January 28, 2013

    PARKER

    by imabigmoviefan

    It was a fantastic, action packed movie. I was so glad J-Lo wasn't his love interest in this movie. There wasn't much sex, just lots of action and blood; like all of Jason Statham movies! GO SEE!!

    • 19 out of 31 found this review helpful.
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    Written January 31, 2013

    good movie

    by Kenilar45

    the Violence is NOT good, and the guns are not good, So I feel there should be more gun control in Hollywood and I feel there should be more rules on the guns also.

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  • Must Go!
    Written January 27, 2013

    to heck with the critics

    by tnb7770

    You wanna go to a movie and be entertained? then this is one for you, and most likely the
    spouse also. Went with my better half and we both loved it. Best movie I've seen since the christmas week.and we see a LOT! of movies what with all the gift certificates we get for Christmas. Don't let the so called "movie critics" make you not see this movie. They frankly
    are full of it. [themselves mostly]

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    Written January 26, 2013

    Doesn't Disappoint...Good Plot, Well Executed...Lots Of Action.

    by Alon Patterson

    Jason Statham's movies are always action packed and this one is no exception. A better story here than most of his past attempts, coupled with Lopez, makes for a fine film. Although a bit formulaic as crime dramas go, it's easy to forget that when immersed in the action. All-in-all this one is definitely worth the price of a ticket. See it. You won't be disappointed.

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    Written January 28, 2013

    Parker

    by hine76

    Saw it last night. Jason was his usual bad-*** self and did not disappoint in the action department. But Jennifer Lopez?? She was totally useless. All she did was f**k things up for Jason. She wasn't even a love interest since they made it clear early on that he had someone! This movie would have been 10 times better if they had left her on the cutting room floor. Better yet, not even put her in the script to begin with!!

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    Written January 26, 2013

    satisfying shoot em up

    by minnie_huntingtonbeach

    Statham does not disappoint in this limited dialogue action thriller. There are lots of explosions and tense moments throughout. Lopez is not annoying unlike other films in which I have seen her. She is gracious in the secondary role. Patti Lupone is always amazing in anything, even just this tiny part. What a great actress! The movie is lots of fun for those who enjoy this genre.

    • 18 out of 31 found this review helpful.
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  • Oh No!
    Written January 27, 2013

    McGlaughlin and JLo kill Parker

    by mackpeak

    Love Jason, great action and unique fights. They made a good action/character movie and then Jennifer showed up and said, ?Hey, can I be in the movie although it?s already done?? Then they made up a role for her, as long as she?d wear skin tight skirts in every scene with long slow shots of her booty-walk away every, single, idiotic, stupid time. Good grief ? she?s no love interest since Parker is happily married to a hot young babe, so why is JLo in it? Maybe they wanted to take if from 3 ½ stars to 2 stars hoping JLo would jump the box office take. Must be the paparazzi syndrome where we just want to watch stars in motion and don?t care about the story. Me, I want story, then performance by pros. Jen, keep singing, dating the high school back-up singers, and being mom to the twins and leave the acting to the professionals. Can?t recommended it since the script is full of nonsensical plot twists to force Jennifer into the fold. Sorry D.E Westlake (author), McLaughlin & JLo kill Parker

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  • So-so
    Written February 1, 2013

    Not Stratham's best effort

    by MOTORCYCLISTENGINEER

    If you want to see Stratham in a first rate movie, See "SAFE", which has twice the action, more of a story and a much bigger budget. This movie gave me the feeling of a low budget action movie, even though Stratham is one of my favorite action stars.
    I agree with the other reviews that said that Lopez was thrown in to try to help the box office draw, but even though I love her, she did little to help the movie.
    It is rated R due to some unnecessary nudity but in general it was a violent PG. I doubt that I would see this movie again even on Redbox.

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  • So-so
    Written January 27, 2013

    Parker....

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    Welp love me some Jason Statham! But I found myself sorta bored with the story. But It was worth seeing! In short there are rules to everything that you must follow. If you dont follow them then you invite Chaos into your life. Nobody like Chaos. So moral of the story is Always burn the correct Hay bail!
    P.S.Oh and if you want to see J-lo's ****... welp there is a GENEROUS booty shot. So there ya go fellas a PRIME reason to fork over the 10 bucks!

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