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Noah meets lord of the rings

By paget.tim
Written November 18, 2014
This movie is so awful. just do yourself a favor and give your $10 to a stranger. You'll at least leave feeling good and it will save your eyes from you wanting to poke them out.
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By turtlewinsalot
Written November 18, 2014
Wow! Didn't follow the Bible and they made 90 percent of it up. They didn't even say "God", they said creator; and God didn't speak to Noah like in the bible. Noah didn't want anyone to survive the flood :/ Wait til it's on Redbox and only if you get a free code. :) Don't waste your money like I did.
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By JimPeters747
Written November 18, 2014
Only Hollywood could ruin such a wonderful story. Stay home and remember the story of Noah without "Rock Men" building the Arc and all the other twisted craziness.
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Words Cannot Describe

By barlowgirl16
Written November 18, 2014
Just incase you were wondering, NOAH IS THE WORST MOVIE EVER! It did God NO justice! The word "God" was not said once, and he was given no credit for many of the miracles performed in the movie. Plus, they made Noah look evil. He was killing people and I won't spoil the movie for anyone curious to see how awful the movie was, but it was bad. I nearly left the movie theatre. It was not biblical at all!!!!!!! However... Emma Watson was the highlight of the movie. Thumbs up to Emma! And Noah's sons were attractive. That is all. The director butchered the story of Noah. Who can write a story better than God himself?! The book was far better.
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By klwendt
Written November 18, 2014
I can't remember when I've been more disappointed in a movie. Hollywood usually has a few problems with sticking to the integrity of the original story, but this one beats all! There are very few similarities with the bible story. It's pretty ludicrous, actually. From lava rock "fallen angels" who help build the ark to rewriting God's intention to save the animals only and kill even Noah and his family, ending the Human Race it's really ridiculous. There was a rainbow at the end, however. That was nice. And the pizza from the concession stand was good. Save your money. Read the book instead.
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