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Best if don't know the story

By matthewsonger
Written March 30, 2014
Russel Crowe is a great actor but that can't replace the terrible rewrite of a true story. Best to view it as a fictional story and change the name to Russel
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Noah the nut???

By mickeymomof5
Written March 30, 2014
Please don't waste your money on this one. Sooo bad. If the movie maker's intent was to try to make Noah into a psychotic baby killer, and God a figment in his deranged mind, they hit the mark. You don't even have to be that familiar with the story of Noah to know they had no intentions of telling His actual story, and those of you who were hoping this would be inspiring, well, you'll just be appalled. Just awful.. And to have Noah's wife and father using snakes skins, tea leaves and witchery? Just ridiculous!
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Noah

By kilgorecj
Written March 31, 2014
This is the worst movie I have ever seen! It is supposed to be based on the book of Genesis from the Bible. There is no TRUTH to any of the stuff they portray in the movie. Just a bunch of Hollywood garbage glorifying a snake skin (which of course represents Satan), mans wickedness and portraying the fallen angels as more concerned and loving than our God. It greaves my spirit that they can get away with representing this a being true to the bible in any way. Deception of course is one of Satan's greatest tricks. Do not be deceived. DO NOT SUPPORT this garbage with your finances.
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Looking for a Factual Account? This isn't it.

By lorrainehornig
Written March 30, 2014
"Noah" wasn't bad if viewed as a science fiction movie. There were a lot of liberties taken with this movie and some were downright ridiculous. The performances were very good and some of the special effects were cool. I especially liked when the animals came to the ark. I didn't get bored in the movie...but it wasn't exactly engrossing either. It was a little too brutal for my taste and Noah comes off like a lunatic instead of a man of God. My husband and I were disappointed on many levels.
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Absolute JUNK of a movie

By chanimal
Written March 28, 2014
Do NOT, do NOT, do NOT go to this movie--it was an absolute horrid script--I was shocked that four big stars would have been associated with it. Forget about literary license, after they introduced the giant stone characters "protectors" (they conveniently didn't show them in the previews) and the magical glowing snake skin, and only used the word "The Creator" (as though it wasn't even God), then I just changed my thinking and thought of it as science fiction--with a slight trace (10%) of the biblical Noah. But when Noah became a psycho killer--plotting the death of his family and newborn--then I just couldn't stop saying, "Good grief!" so often my wife had to shoosh me. Sure, the acting was fine (of course--look at the actors), but the entire storyline was a train wreck. The guy next to me walked out 2/3rds the way through. My wife wanted to keep seeing if it would get better--nope. The audience drug out of the theater like dead zombies. Dark movie. 5 out of 5 rotten tomatoes!
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