My Bloody Valentine 3-D Synopsis
Terrified residents of a mining town face what may be the ghost of a pickaxe-wielding killer.
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Austin Chronicle

By Marc Savlov
MBV 3D is full-on, old-school, Fangoria-approved, gorehound heaven – a supersaturated arterial goregasm with zero socially redeeming values...
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Premiere

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This is a fun midnight movie. Horror fans, get your friends together and go see some gore and some naked chicks in three dimensions.
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60

The New York Times

By Jeannette Catsoulis
A strange synergy of old and new, My Bloody Valentine 3D blends cutting-edge technology and old-school prosthetics to produce something...
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60

The Hollywood Reporter

By Frank Scheck
The 3-D effects come fast and furious, rendered with a technical skill and humor that gives this otherwise strictly formulaic slasher...
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60

Variety

By Joe Leydon
At heart an unabashedly retro work, reveling in the cliches and conventions of the slasher horror pics that proliferated in the early 1980s.
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58

Entertainment Weekly

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What really leaps out at you about My Bloody Valentine 3-D is its lack of imagination.
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50

Los Angeles Times

Wooden performances by forgettable, generic actors -- again, just like in the original -- don't aid in making things any less leaden....
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Film Threat

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If a movie like My Bloody Valentine plays like a dime-store slasher picture, then adding 3D to the proceedings will only make it look like...
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38

Boston Globe

Lussier stages his movie not so much around nail-biting moments as novel ways to fling entrails at his viewers. But if you take pleasure in...
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L.A. Weekly

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There's no excitement or terror in watching the 3-D execution of 2-D actors giving 1-D performances, just the steadily diminishing returns...
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Here's a review for ya!

By gbwc
So, I totally saw this movie in Raleigh the other night with my two BFF's. I like to call them the Brents. Anyway, I have to admit that when I found out it would be an extra $2.50 for a 3-D movie I...

My Bloody Valentine

By donnakatherine
3D movies have come a long way from the old paper glasses with one red & blue eye. This movie was good it had a story that was good for a horror movie and you had suff jumping out at you through the...

Hope Lionsgate Does this Film right!!!

By maatopdogg32
At last! Slasher fans will finally get the opportunity to see this excellent slasher film completely remade. LionsGate has been pretty good with Horror films as of lately and this one should be no...

cant wait

By nataliaq1998
it gonna be real cool i mean its in 3d a horror is scarry and horror in 3d ahhh out of the chair...

Knows what it is, and does it well

By meganfan
Went to the premier in LA and it was a lot of fun. Great camera work--the new redcam 3D is technically much more demanding, but the results are stunning! This movie mixes soft-core gore with good...

Don't take your boyfriend! Not a date movie!!

By moviecritic77
Sure it was kind of scary only because of the music and loud noises but in the movie there is about 10 minutes of some blonde chick running around totally naked, full frontal view and everything!...

OH NO NOT AGAIN!!!!

By cm01
haven't seen it, and wont be, well.....maybe for laughs. it's gonna be the classic movie like this: a bunch of girls in tight revealing clothes (if anything) running around with high pitched screams...

A Gory Masterpiece!!!!!!!!

By MovieMobster08
Okay you people who dont apreciate good old fashoin fun with gore and new age 3-D you can go fall in a hole. This movie had me guessing who is doing this had me wanting to see the next person die in...

GREAT MOVIE

By andy_8482
I enjoyed it. It wasn't your typical horror flick. You really didn't know who the killer was until it was revealed at the end of the movie. Everyone should go see it! The 3D effects in it were great....

talk about garbage

By dispapi2nv
the movie.. i saw it for free and i was still pissed off.. its just a waste of time the story was retarded, the actors where retarded, and the movie was specialy written by a retard. dont waste ur...

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Rated R | For graphic brutal horror violence and grisly images throughout, some strong sexuality, graphic nudity and language
What Parents Need to Know
Common Sense Media says Not for kids Ultra-gory slasher remake isn't for kids.
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