ParkerMovie Reviews

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  • So-so
    Written January 27, 2013

    Parker....

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    Welp love me some Jason Statham! But I found myself sorta bored with the story. But It was worth seeing! In short there are rules to everything that you must follow. If you dont follow them then you invite Chaos into your life. Nobody like Chaos. So moral of the story is Always burn the correct Hay bail!
    P.S.Oh and if you want to see J-lo's ****... welp there is a GENEROUS booty shot. So there ya go fellas a PRIME reason to fork over the 10 bucks!

    • 4 out of 4 found this review helpful.
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  • I'm In
    Written February 3, 2013

    its good togo !

    by 0318me

    I like jason and what I like was J LO was not the main object in the movie LOTS of ACTION
    if you like jason you like this I was not sure it would be good but left happy no remorse about spending hard earned money to see it.

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  • Must Go!
    Written February 3, 2013

    Parker

    by jarvisv777

    I thought the movie was great. A little more violence than I like, but I thought the ending was great. He had a purpose and only wanted what was his.

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  • So-so
    Written February 1, 2013

    Not Stratham's best effort

    by MOTORCYCLISTENGINEER

    If you want to see Stratham in a first rate movie, See "SAFE", which has twice the action, more of a story and a much bigger budget. This movie gave me the feeling of a low budget action movie, even though Stratham is one of my favorite action stars.
    I agree with the other reviews that said that Lopez was thrown in to try to help the box office draw, but even though I love her, she did little to help the movie.
    It is rated R due to some unnecessary nudity but in general it was a violent PG. I doubt that I would see this movie again even on Redbox.

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    Written January 29, 2013

    Cover Your eye

    by Senior review lwomen

    I went with my Husband he loved it! Jennifer was very good! The movie was very bloody,and I covered my eyes and ears for most of the movie! It was violent but charming. Glad I went I am glad that Jennifer is acting again! There was a bit to much blood but enjoyed the ending!

    • 5 out of 6 found this review helpful.
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  • So-so
    Written January 30, 2013

    Weak characters and waaaay too long.

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    Weakest story line and characters I've ever seen in a Jason Stathan action film. The concept of a cross over between a British hunk/martial arts fighter and American trailer trash con just did not work. All the characters lack any spark and fall flat--by the end it didn't matter, to me, if they lived or died. I wasn't really sure when the movie ended but I followed the rest of the auidience leaving the auditorium. This film would truly justify "stealing" a second movie at a multiplex. I have been more invovled, excited and turned on by a electronic store ad I got in the mail than this movie. I've never seen Jenifer L so dull. I don't know if they were trying to make her look unattracive but they did a great job of it. This is one of Jason's bad movies--and I say that with great regret and disapointment. I wanted to like this movie but it was just too boring---cast of dozens shot in dowtown Bush Parie (population 526)..

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  • Oh No!
    Written February 9, 2013

    Jason is great but JLo stinks it up! Save your money!!

    by Moviegoer5656

    The movie started well and kept me intrigued with its plot and action. All was fine until BAM!! JLo comes into the picture, and you raise your hands and say WTF???? She was absolutely NOT integral to the movie. She did nothing to further the plot. She completely destroyed the movie's momentum. The worst part of the movie had to be when JLo strips down to her bra and panties. She has a fat, flabby, sagging *** that was incredibly horrible at best. The fact that they did not edit it out makes me wonder if JLo still thinks she has a hot body. Sorry lady, you are middle aged and it is apparent you don't squat. Leave the naked body shots to those who have a nice body. And please stay away from movies altogether.

    Wait for it on dvd IF you must watch.

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    Written January 30, 2013

    Great movie

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    This movie is the classic revenge story. Fast paced, and filled with action from top to bottom. I will never let rotten tomatoes dictate wether I watch a movie again because it's just someone's opinion.

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    Written January 30, 2013

    Excellent Action Movie

    by jaxjag32258

    January-February 2013 shows promise of being Nirvana for fans of action movies. We have new movies by Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, Mark Wahlberg and a new "Die Hard" picture to look forward to. "Parker" sets the bar pretty high in terms of plot, dialogue and casting. I love a good revenge movie and this movie evokes memories of Lee Marvin's "Point Blank" and Mel Gibson's "Payback". Jason Statham plays it straight and brutal as the "good" criminal (he only steals from those who can afford it and doesn't hurt anyone who doesn't try to hurt him) who seeks to avenge himself against his former partners who double crossed him. Mr. Statham has become a reliable action star who consistently satisfies his audience. And like Bruce Willis, his characters get tired, hurt and bloody when shot, stabbed or otherwise attacked by his opponents. Jennifer Lopez does a good job in a supporting role that complements Statham's character. Her scenes with her mother are priceless.

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    Written January 26, 2013

    A little bloody

    by taodell

    I though it would be boring but it was action packed, lots of surprises, and ended well. I was surprised at how graphic the violence was. Not for young kids at all.

    • 10 out of 16 found this review helpful.
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    Written February 4, 2013

    Liked it

    by CC_CC

    I especially liked the movie. It wasn't an over the top story. I think Jason belongs in things like this with a classier touch. I never saw Jennifer Lopez before. I thought she was great and her beauty is a treat on the big screen. The action is good. There is also supporting roles that are well done. Especially the actress that has the role of Jennifer's mother. It was fun and exciting.

    • 7 out of 10 found this review helpful.
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    Written January 28, 2013

    Surprising Entertaining

    by DoubleFeatures33

    Really like jason in this movie. I love his accent and he's not so bad to look at either. Non stop action throughout the entire movie. I don't know why Jennifer Lopez was in it, nor a few other scenes that the movie could have done without, but overall great flick and worth seeing it in the theater. If you are a J-Lo fan, she's barely a character in this flick, but in long enough to show us her stellar curves-Dang, she looks good for her age! Go see this!

    • 6 out of 8 found this review helpful.
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  • Must Go!
    Written February 4, 2013

    Jason Statham's Best Movie !

    by offroad1k

    I've always liked Jason's movies but never thought his acting was that good. This is his best movie and acting performance ...by far. go see it

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  • So-so
    Written January 26, 2013

    Turd

    by swaymbsc

    This movie was not that good. It started out strong, I was really in to it for the first 30 to 40 minutes, but then it just went downhill. You would think with this being a Jason Statham movie it would have really good fight scenes, but it didn't. Don't get me wrong it had fight scenes, but they were border line stupid. Also, I'm not a hater but Jennifer Lopez was awful in this movie. I give it a 6 out of 10.

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  • So-so
    Written February 14, 2013

    The movie was not bad, but not great either.

    by gcorey77

    The beginning and middle of the film were great, but the ending stunk. Statham as usual was great. His fighting skills are amazing. J-Lo was annoying. I could not stand her character. I would say wait for cable. Not worth the price of admission.

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HipnosisV1 WTF!?! The movie "Parker" is using "Brand New Day" by Extreme Music lol I was using that as the FWF theme!

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Parker_andyson They're always like, "yeah I saw it in 3D and I had to take the glasses off I had such a headache and didn't enjoy the rest of the movie"

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