ParkerMovie Reviews

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  • Oh No!
    Written January 29, 2013

    From a J. Statham fan: This is horrible.

    by schlaic

    I love Jason Statham movies, so it should mean something that 3 times during the movie I seriously considered walking out. This is one of the most boring action movies I've ever seen. There's only a couple action sequences during the entire movie. Let's face it, you see a JS movie to see nonstop, kick-*** action. It's definitely not one of those. PASS. Honestly, it's not even worth renting.

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  • Oh No!
    Written January 29, 2013

    Save the planet

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    Actually save your money.....it's okay but I can't watch Jennifer Lopez as an actress or singer or anything but overrated. Seen better acting from those rice crispies three. That IS the worst Jason Statham movies I have ever seen and I love me some Jason. Don't waste your time. Wait unil one of your friends to netfix it so you can say you didn't spend a dime on it.

    • 11 out of 18 found this review helpful.
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  • So-so
    Written January 29, 2013

    Not bad for Jason movie

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    about this movie, i had many expectations and i wanted to see a action thriller, but to say action was quite less and movie did not meet my expectation, but i suggest still not a bad movie to watch!

    • 4 out of 4 found this review helpful.
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  • Must Go!
    Written February 16, 2013

    Great movie

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    I loved the movie Parker. I was on the edge of my seat the whole time. The characters were very interesting to watch. Jason was, as usual, very good. The action scenes were incredible to watch. He gets the tar knocked out of him. I will buy this when it comes out on CD. I have all of his movies, although I haven't as yet seen them all. He keeps on getting better & better and I hope one day he gets the credit he deserves. JLo is also excellent in the film, as is the rest of the cast. I also liked Patti Lupone as JLo's mother. One of the reviews said she was too over the top. I think Ms. Lupone played it perfectly. This is a must see movie for Jason & Jennier's fans.

    • 4 out of 4 found this review helpful.
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  • So-so
    Written January 26, 2013

    Parker

    by Aweicher

    I was looking forward to this movie because I love Jason Statham. It was really disappointing! Bad script, poor use of he beautiful Jennifer Lopez and silly story lines- the whole movie was a foregone conclusion. All that and ultra-bloody, too. Bummer.

    • 7 out of 10 found this review helpful.
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  • I'm In
    Written February 3, 2013

    its good togo !

    by 0318me

    I like jason and what I like was J LO was not the main object in the movie LOTS of ACTION
    if you like jason you like this I was not sure it would be good but left happy no remorse about spending hard earned money to see it.

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  • So-so
    Written February 6, 2013

    ACTION-PACKED, GORY TALE OF REVENGE. NOT FOR THE FAINT-HEARTED.

    by Peneflix

    Never having read the Richard Stark novels (pseudonym of Donald E. Westlake); a neophyte, totally ignorant of the protagonist and his exploits, it was stunningly shocking that ?Parker? (stoically handsome Jason Statham) was an untoward character, a criminal with ethics, a pugnacious, tenacious, terrifying personage when doubled-crossed; hence, the fast-paced, pungently gory scenario, revolving around Parker?s revenge and his unique code of morality...
    Sprinkled with a dragnet of smarmy villains, primarily mendacious ?Melander? (Michael Chiklis, ?Vegas? is riveting, mesmerizing in the role); and innocent, but sagacious ?Leslie? (a surprisingly genuine portrayal by Jennifer Lopez) who is the foil; woeful, struggling Palm Beach real estate agent, implementing Parker?s chimerical plan...
    THREE STARS!!!
    ***For full review please visit peneflix (dot) com!!!

    • 6 out of 8 found this review helpful.
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  • So-so
    Written February 1, 2013

    Not Stratham's best effort

    by MOTORCYCLISTENGINEER

    If you want to see Stratham in a first rate movie, See "SAFE", which has twice the action, more of a story and a much bigger budget. This movie gave me the feeling of a low budget action movie, even though Stratham is one of my favorite action stars.
    I agree with the other reviews that said that Lopez was thrown in to try to help the box office draw, but even though I love her, she did little to help the movie.
    It is rated R due to some unnecessary nudity but in general it was a violent PG. I doubt that I would see this movie again even on Redbox.

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    Written January 30, 2013

    Great movie

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    This movie is the classic revenge story. Fast paced, and filled with action from top to bottom. I will never let rotten tomatoes dictate wether I watch a movie again because it's just someone's opinion.

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    Written January 26, 2013

    A little bloody

    by taodell

    I though it would be boring but it was action packed, lots of surprises, and ended well. I was surprised at how graphic the violence was. Not for young kids at all.

    • 10 out of 16 found this review helpful.
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  • Must Go!
    Written February 10, 2013

    Great Action Flick

    by MitchJenn

    I always know what to expect from Statham. GREAT Job !! It was not totally "Hollywood ed" out. Most of the action sequences were believable. Kids loved it as did my wife, whom I thought was only going to see Jason.. A Must See.

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    Written February 11, 2013

    A MUST SEE - A FANTASTIC MOVIE

    by bareynolds89

    Great, exciting, action packed, great acting by all, well written, great acting, great scenes and setting. I cannot wait for the sequel. Jason delivered, as did Jennifer and all the others. The biggest surprise was Jennifer. I am typically not a fan of hers but her performance in this movie won me over. Jennifer keep making movies like this, you working with Jason is a great team. SEE THIS MOVIE!!

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  • Must Go!
    Written February 4, 2013

    Great Movie!

    by rdhsc1991

    I was so very pleased with this movie. Kept me entertained throughout. Jason of course never fails with his fight scenes and action. Had a good story also. I definitely didn't waste my money this time.

    • 5 out of 6 found this review helpful.
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    Written January 29, 2013

    A Real Man

    by Porky's_Bidness

    Taylor Hackford has succeeded in directing a movie where the lead acts on principle, undeterred by financial or sexual temptations. Parker is as tough as nails and relentless in his pursuit of justice. At one point the Patti Lupone character declares, "Now that's a real man." So true. Good performances turned in by Stratham, Lopez and Lupone. This is a movie well worth seeing.

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  • Oh No!
    Written February 9, 2013

    Jason is great but JLo stinks it up! Save your money!!

    by Moviegoer5656

    The movie started well and kept me intrigued with its plot and action. All was fine until BAM!! JLo comes into the picture, and you raise your hands and say WTF???? She was absolutely NOT integral to the movie. She did nothing to further the plot. She completely destroyed the movie's momentum. The worst part of the movie had to be when JLo strips down to her bra and panties. She has a fat, flabby, sagging *** that was incredibly horrible at best. The fact that they did not edit it out makes me wonder if JLo still thinks she has a hot body. Sorry lady, you are middle aged and it is apparent you don't squat. Leave the naked body shots to those who have a nice body. And please stay away from movies altogether.

    Wait for it on dvd IF you must watch.

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