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  • Oh No!
    Written July 28, 2012

    HORRIBLE

    by johnrsherrill

    I am a huge fan of both Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn...but this is, without a doubt, the worst movie I have seen in quite some time. Absolutely TERRIBLE. Chasing aliens??? Huh??? The writers have taken a funny premise of an overzealous neighborhood watch groud and turned it into the worst movie of the last 10 years. $22.50 down the drain...TERRIBLE.

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  • Oh No!
    Written August 5, 2012

    Don't Go!!!

    by dugo

    There are 3 actors here who can put out some really good stuff but I have to say I almost got up and walked out. There was so much profanity and disgusting sexual descriptive content, I really couldn't believe that anyone could write a script like this. Really, what is the purpose of all that? It is so unnecessary and quite frankly it makes those actors look so bad - ridiculous actually. How could anyone think that is funny? They had a good premise for the movie but totally trashed it with the disgusting language and sexual content that seemed to go on and on and just got filthier and more disgusting. Do not waste your time or money on this movie!!!!!! Do not take your kids. Do not take a date - embarrassing!!!!!

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  • Oh No!
    Written July 29, 2012

    The Watch

    by bartonhtn

    The Watch was a total waste of film and the movie is completely different than the trailer, once again, mad at myself for being fooled by the slicks in Hollywierd !! Nasty language and a TOTAL disapointment. Do NOT waste your time or money on this crap production.

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  • Oh No!
    Written July 30, 2012

    the watch stinks

    by dave480

    Every crude sexual act and innuendo is seen or talked about in this disgusting piece of trash. Not just a waste of time.. but a revolting one at that!

    • 9 out of 16 found this review helpful.
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  • So-so
    Written July 28, 2012

    If TDKR is sold out then...but only then.

    by Oscar Wilde

    Mildly amusing at best...tedious at worse. Ben Stiller can do and has done much better stuff this feels like Ben, Vince and Jonah were in a bar one night and after one too many brewski's the conversation deteriorated to your typical Peter Griffin and Quagmire...I bet... and/or... what if situations and with all the vulgarity I suspect Quagmire won the bet.

    • 7 out of 12 found this review helpful.
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  • So-so
    Written July 29, 2012

    Funny Movie, But, the language is getting to be too much - Starting to get in the way!

    by Bill777

    Funny movie, but, TOO much & TOO many raw sexual jokes at the expense of the movie.
    You made your point, move on. The audience got it!

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  • So-so
    Written July 29, 2012

    Wait for DVD

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    Big Stiller and Vaughn fan but I felt they made this movie with the most basic of script and let the actor ad lib throughout the movie. I can appreciate some of this but not 1.5 hrs of it.

    • 9 out of 16 found this review helpful.
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  • Oh No!
    Written July 29, 2012

    HORRIBLE MOVIE+WASTE OF MONEY & TIME!

    by sevengables7

    What a stupid movie! I'm so disgusted I paid money to see this CRAP!
    The story line is lame, the "SOME strong sexual content" is borderline X. I will think TWICE before EVER seeing Ben Stiller/Vince Vaughn movies. What a waste of time!

    • 7 out of 13 found this review helpful.
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  • No
    Written July 28, 2012

    The Watch

    by bferree

    Saw the movie last night. I was frankly disappointed. I was all excited about seeing a fantastic movie like "Night at the Museum" with Ben Stiller. This had four people in it and none of them did exceptional. Vince Vaughn was okay in "Lost World Jurrasic Park". Sorry I havent seen either Jonah Hill or Richard Ayoade before, but Richard Ayoade might be alright starring in his own movie.

    Won't reccomend this to anyof my friends.

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  • Oh No!
    Written July 27, 2012

    Another Stiller Stinker!

    by HorseRacingNut

    My 20 yr old son and I are all about "stupid, guy comedy" movies, and for the record I like Ben Stiller's work (Something About Mary; Zoolander ), but Ben seems to have lost his comedic edge.

    The laughs are "far and few between" while the stroyline has more holes in it than Swiss cheese. Of the four (4) main actors/characters, Vince Vaughn and newcomer Richard Ayoade carry the load.Vaughn is his typical self (see Wedding Crashers character) and Ayoade brings a fresh face with some nice "zingers" that helps the audience, who is looking for a reason to laugh... laugh.

    Not even worth yor time and price of a rental when it comes out on DVD... very soon!

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  • I'm In
    Written July 18, 2012
    by sassy_chassy22

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  • Go
    Written August 6, 2012

    a good laugh!

    by ms_jennyk

    Very funny, anything with Vince Vaughn is worth seeing!

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  • I'm In
    Written August 3, 2012
    by giantsfan165

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    Written July 20, 2012
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DeejayChet Fast 6 was better than Ironman 3 by a long shot. Good movie. Worth the watch.

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aaronpearson4 The Watch was a funny movie, really enjoyed it

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