Written
September 15, 2012
Fifth time's the last time.
Another lackluster attempt at what could havebeen great. Clunky plot, flat characters, and piss-poor acting. The movie ends up being twenty minutes longer than it needs to be, because they slow down all the action. And all the action is pointless, more filler than normal exposition. Characters could have built on-screen relationships, but instead they just recap everything that has already happened. Look, I'm an adult, and spoon-feeding me plot in a movie as simple as this is flat-out insulting. The lazy acting belied lazy writing. As far as a video game-based movie goes, they had so much rich material to work with, but instead of picking and choosing with care the elements that would tell the best story, and please the fans of the original material, thus raking in MORE money for the studios (and paving the way for better sequels), the director just threw it ALL in a blender and said, "SHUT UP AND DRINK IT!" This is the very last time I will spend money on this franchise. Unbelievable.
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