September 15, 2012
terrible, terrible, terrible movie
To date i have only walked out of two movies. Just absolute rubbish.
Not sure if it was the poor green screen effects, dialog that sounded like a 3rd grader wrote it, or the completely unimaginative plot and character use that did it in. Maybe the budget was painfully low, and they couldnt hire any actors, so they just kept re-using them in scene after scene of unbelievably dull dialog.
It feels a lot like a cartoon where the cat is chasing the mouse down an endless hallway, only the cat is some mutant zombie with a flower growing out of its mouth, and the mouse never runs out of bullets... or cats. Maybe the writers just threw up their hands and said"screw it, how many different types of zombies can we fit? " ... soviets with chainsaws,soccer-mom, Japanese anime zombies, juggernauts..." Now throw in as many campy zoom effects on the guns and slo-mo bullets as you can, so you don't focus on the robotic, almost rigor mortis facial expressions and script reading.
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