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Oh No!
Written January 27, 2013
Awful, terrible, disgusting movie!!

by DrGrauman

If movie theaters would measure assistance in miles, I would be over a million. So, let me tell you that this is the NUMBER 1. The worst movie I have ever seen. I am still trying to figure it out if this is a joke or is it a market research, where producers are trying to show that putting together well known actors in a terrible movie, the theaters will still sell a lot and they will make high profits of it. So, please, if you have nothing better to do, just turn on your TV or go to watch a bad movie, which I am sure will be better that this piece of crap, and forgive my French. Good luck!
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Oh No!
Written January 27, 2013
Just say NO!!!!

by Reel_Deal_Gal

My 3-Word Movie Review for "Movie 43:" Oh.HELL.NO!!!!

Unless you've heard about, and have a (very) morbid curiosity to see Hugh Jackman on a blind date with Kate Winslet, who is horrified when he takes his scarf off his neck and reveals a pair of large hanging (from said neck) testicles. Perhaps Ana Faris begging her boyfriend (Chris Pratt) to show his love by "pooping" on her? No? Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber as home-schooling parents who attempt to give their only son all of the humilities and discomfort he would experience in high school. Including his first clumsy kiss, - in a make out session with his mom....there's way too many more to relive, as I'm just now trying to wipe this debacle from my brain....Many things to offend everyone. You might laugh in the first 15 minutes, behind your hand, embarrassed. Then it's a sharp descent that just keeps on going down, down, down into the bowels of inappropriateness.
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Must Go!
Written February 9, 2013
Awesome

by Lane2286

Its pretty much a couple movie shorts of crude and unusual humor that is hilarious or awkwardly hilarious. If you dont have the stomach for that humor or are easily offended, dont rate or watch it.
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Must Go!
Written January 28, 2013
I loved it!

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Basically the movie was made for those with a sense of humor, who dont get easily offended and arent big pussies! Dont listen to these little tight virgin vaginas. They'd get offended if I said SATAN outta the blue. Theres no sensible plot but lots of AWESOME humor that im sure the actors and actresses had fun being a part of. But its definitely not a date movie, OH AND AGAIN ***&^ ALL YOU LITTLE WHINEY BITCHES WHO DONT LIKE PEOPLE HAVING FUN. OR MAKING FUN, OR DOING SOME FUNNY GROSS ****!!!!!
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Oh No!
Written January 27, 2013
Absolutely the worst movie ever

by serge

I have never seen and heard the movie crowd so disappointed with the movie. Some people left after just 20 minutes. We stayed hoping for at least some entertainment. It was vulgar, not funny at all, full of random scenes and really making no sense at all. And we're not talking about an unsophisticated crowd. We're talking about Upper West side in Manhattan where the crowds are diverse and are used to all types of movies. How could so many fine actors agree to be in this film? Simply unbelievable...
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So-so
Written January 26, 2013
Movie 43

by stevendbeard

This is a collection of short little movies that are disguised as a movie script that a man is trying to sell to a producer . Dennis plays the want-to-be screen writer tossing his ideas at Greg , the big time Hollywood producer . Common is Greg's boss and Will is the security guard at the studio . Each short story has a different director and cast of stars [there are quite a few recognizable faces , too . I remember seeing Kate Winslet , Hugh Jackman , Halle Berry , Anna Faris , Emma Stone and Richard Gere , just to name a few] . The only problem is that they are not all funny . Some of them are but some are not . A lot of the humor is gross , juvenile and even racist [I'm not saying there is anything wrong with those qualities , I'm just letting you know what you are in for] . Just as the end credits start , there is another short story [starring Elizabeth Banks and Josh Duhamel] . This is not for the kiddies [language, nudity] .
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Oh No!
Written January 28, 2013
Don't Bother Seeing This Move

by cbbm

Just got back from watching part of "Movie 43", and I cannot warn people strongly enough to stay away from this steaming pile.

We left after 15 minutes, which was 14 minutes and 30 seconds longer than I wanted to stay. It was as if a fourth grader who had discovered scatological humor and swear words in the same week wrote a movie and somehow convinced a bunch of A-list stars to be in it. Calling this thing sophomoric is unfair to the whole sophomoric film genre. This movie makes Porky's look like a meeting of the Algonquin Round table. In other words - it's not good.
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Oh No!
Written January 26, 2013
I left and got my money back.

by 2kimann

Do not waste one penny or more importantly, one minute of your life on this unwatchable movie. It's a bunch of b-list or washed up actors counting on our stupidity and willingness to watch any piece of garbage they put out. Dennis Quaid....so old he's disturbing to look at. Jason Sudakis.....fat, and NOT in a cute fat way, and who are the others? Oh, Emma Stone, shame? on you, and shame on any parent who takes a child to see this movie! If I had laughed one time I would not have asked for my money back and left, but, alas, no such luck.
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So-so
Written February 3, 2013
I think you either love it or hate it....

by Paulwmcd

Movie 43 was funny... really funny in parts, so funny in fact that at one point I spit a raisinette across the theater. This movie is like a series of SNL shorts that went so over the top they had to move them to the big screen. Just like SNL shorts, they are either a hit or a miss and their accuracy really depends on your type of humor. Very cleaver and interesting concept, not sure how it actually got pitched and made it to film, but I think overall the experiment will last as a cult hit.
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Oh No!
Written January 27, 2013
don't waste your time or $

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I still cannot fathom how all these GREAT movie stars degraded themselves to do a movie so raunchy, obscene and just plain stupid. Story line was awkward, to say the least, but then the little stories within were just embarrassing!! I'm not even going to give details because I cannot use fowl language on this site, but its full of the worst stories EVER!!! I WANT MY MONEY BACK and stars like Hugh J and Kate W should never have let this movie happen!!! If I were THEM, I'd give the money back and hide in a corner for a while.
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Oh No!
Written January 26, 2013
Awful

by blumusdu

This movie was awful. It was disgusting. There was incest in the story. I have not seen a movie this bad since Year One. Blood everywhere. I'm angry. I wanted it to just be over and when it was all I was left feeling was upset at this absurd movie. I did laugh a few times. Halle Berry blowing out the candles was funny but that was in the trailer. I wanted my money back. It was awful.
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Written February 4, 2013
Gross!!!

by DateNites

I am absolutely sure that this movie was aimed at 13 year old boys. There were so many gross jokes in the movie I think I had a constant grimace on my face. There are funny (stupid funny) skits, but the funny was overshadowed by GROSS!
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So-so
Written January 26, 2013
Movie 43

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Aside, from the acting of Hugh Jackman and Kate Winslet, not much is funny in Movie 43. Oh, Terrance Howard as a basketball coach is very funny when he tries get his team up; they?re playing an all white team - final score is 113 - 1. So, I wouldn?t recommend it.
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Oh No!
Written January 27, 2013
Please don't see this movie

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This movie was the biggest waste of money ever. This movie is so vulgar, disgusting, and the worst movie that I ever seen.
Don't waste your money on this movie. It's better to see any other movie except this movie.
I'm so shocked that some of these actors would star in this movie. Only a guy would like this kind of movie.
Don't let the cast fool you. These movie directors who made this movie just like to rely on our stupidity for seeing this piece of garbage.
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Oh No!
Written January 27, 2013
Beyond bad! Don't waste an hour and a half of your life on this movie!

by mlkjs

This movie started out bad and just got worse. Then when we thought it couldn't get any worse, it did. We walked out and got our money back, which is something I've never done before. Yes it was that bad.
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