Written
November 11, 2012
The Skyfall is falling
Chicken Little could have written a better script. It took dread of doom without epic fallout to an all new level. The script set us up for Javier's character to be an evil beyond belief and a former double-oh super agent, Bond's match. But the depth and breadth of evil expected from Javier was lost as soon as he asked Bond for a blowjob (not kidding, and this is actually the best acted sex scene in the movie). He was scary, as damaged gay goods could be, that couldn't marry if equality laws were passed and extacy were put in the water supply. He played Mr. Evil more comically than Christopher Walken. And the barfly Bond, who seemingly grew tired of his license to kill, got over it just by sobering up. Great news for those in recovery! Best of all, you can drink again, but only a Perfect Martini. Dispute the poor quality of character development, the storyline is cohesive though somewhat stagnant. And the action as alway was sphenomenal! Worth seeing once, maybe on TV.
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