November 29, 2012
interesting, sparkly soap opera
The main problem was Edward's shirt stayed on for most scenes. :( I mostly really enjoyed the movie, understanding that a lot of the plot (Renesme growing incredibly fast, and Bella's dad not noticing?) you just kind of have to gloss over as "movie magic" suspension of disbelief. The fact that the Volturi are campy, fabulous,& hilarious, not scary. It's like Panic at The Disco are Back! and they're gonna work this beytoch! LOL. Their super powers- "Black Fog"? "Death Stare"? are like something an 8 year old girl would dream up. UGH! . I loved the opening sequences where Bella explores her new Vampire superpowers. The parts where Alice predict things! I'm MAD the other Cullens didn't get their screen time in this final episode, which they seem to be using to introduce a new generation of vampires for a spin-off. RUDE! Also: at 400 yrs old, that's all of Edward's bedroom tricks? WTF.Better love scenes & more of 'em, w/Barry White music, a fog machine, & some real game on Edward's part.
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