July 1, 2011
Giant Turd, wish it transformed into a refund
This movie is horrible. Let me preface that by stating that I had extremely low expectations after how bad the 2nd movie was and keeping in mind it's all based off of a cartoon designed specifically to sell toys. Even with all of that consideration it was still horrible. THAT is hard to pull off.
The only thing that made this movie bearable was Shia and Turtoro. The brief appearance by Ken Jeong was also nice until they threw him out a window. The Megan Fox replacement was atrocious, cannot act at all. You may find her pleasant to look at, I find her a little scarey. The space between her lip and nose is so deficient it almost makes her look like a Predator. The continuous camera rape left me feeling a little sorry for her. If I was a friend of hers in real life I'd feel like I need to stage an intervention or set up counseling. The movie was exactly the same as the others, robots fighting and a bunch of unnecessary slow mo. @ 2h37m long, I was bored
I won't see the next one.
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