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Harry Potter, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Maggie Smith
"After defeating breast cancer, defeating Lord Voldemort will be easy."
What do you mean I will 3 Potters at Hogwarts in the future!?!
Um...Wait....What? I'm not really a witch...Well, what do I do now?
" I think someone may have stupefied me."
And a 1, 2, 3, 4, .....
please do not interrupt me again, or i shall turn you into a toad !
"No I didn't have any warts removed and I didn't know the Wicked Witch of the West."
Did someone say, "Tea and Crumpets?"
"Lesson one, never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night."
Whoops wrong spell...I'm sorry Severus...your pants...
Pause the battle, my stomach is acting up again!....anyone got pepto?
What do you mean I have to pay another 3.50 for 3-D glasses? I already have a pair!
Simon says "Hold your wand in your right hand!"
I need to get a real job.
I think its time for my nap.
"How does that go now abra cadaver or something like that.
What a standing ovation and the crowd goes wild. That is truly the greatest performance in orchestration history. Truly I, Minerva McGonagall is the greatest... How long have you been standing there Harry?
You dare attack a student! Stupefy!
I just remembered, I left a pot of tea on the stove.
Can someone remind me where I am?
I may be old but I'm not finished yet.
"No I am not older than dirt young man, now stop trying to change the subject"
I expected more from the Hogwarts marching band. Take it from the top! And one and two and...
Grandma's dementia is acting up...now she is trying to cast spells on the church choir.
"Welcome to the party, pal."
"I am serious... and don't call me Shirley."
"When am I gonna learn how to punch?"
"These go to eleven."
"Benjamin, have you ever been severely beaten about the face & neck?"
"Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming."
"You're gonna need a bigger boat."
"Jessica's got cable."
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