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Harry Potter, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Maggie Smith
No, Mr. Weasley, I don't think I'm starting to lose my memory, and you shouldn't speak out of turn. Ten points from Hufflepuff!
Ever since Whoopie left for The View I've had to stop training wizards and start conducting this darn choir.
"The proctologist has arrived and he will be using...this."
Oh no he didn't!
"Back off, *****!"
"Don't even think about it. Nobody messes with Potter in front of Minerva McGonagall."
Why do all those little brats snicker every time I say "Because I have the bigger wand, that's why."??
Is Professor McGonagall gunna have to hex a witch?!?!
What??? Isn't this the meeting for "Orchestra Conducting for Dummies?"
Ok, Sister Mary Clarence has left me in charge....."Joyful, Joyful"... From the top!
What do you mean this is the last movie?!?! I'm not standing for his, abracadabra there will now be more movies, haha
Salagadoola mechicka boola bibbidi-bobbidi-boo. Put 'em together and what have you got bippity-boppity-boo. Err wait I mean... Transfiguration is some of the most complex and dangerous magic you will learn at Hogwarts.
Professor McGonagall has been put under the Dementiatus Curse
"Absolutley not....There is no truth to the rumor that I was the model for the Statue Of Liberty."
"oh my.... did I really turn the whole class in to ardvarks?"
"You know that green statue in New York? Yea, that's me."
Basilisk! You're frog's legs!
"I think it's about time Hogwarts gets a new Headmaster...ME!"
Professor McGonagall: i tell you head master you will not harm these students any longer. (ermp) oh! Excuse me. You will leave this school (buuurrmp).oh oh my! excuse me director i think i might need a moment.
...so this is what has been up Voldemort's bum this whole time!
Does this wand make me look fat?
I solemnly swear that I am up to know good.
Anyone else want a peice of my boomstick?
"Who says I'm not a bad***? Off with his head!"
"AND THIS ONE TIME, AT WAND CAMP...
"Welcome to the party, pal."
"I am serious... and don't call me Shirley."
"When am I gonna learn how to punch?"
"These go to eleven."
"Benjamin, have you ever been severely beaten about the face & neck?"
"Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming."
"You're gonna need a bigger boat."
"Jessica's got cable."
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