Pity the poor horror movie babysitter, those generally young, attractive, unsuspecting and henceforth about-to-be-terrorized ladies tasked with minding bratty tots in big, scary houses. If their charges aren't frightening enough, they eventually have to take on myriad supernatural and man-made threats, be they knife-wielding sanitarium absconders, urban legend-based homicidal maniacs or demons from hell. She may not perish, but the babysitter always gets it somehow.
"Welcome to the party, pal."
"I am serious... and don't call me Shirley."
"When am I gonna learn how to punch?"
"These go to eleven."
"Benjamin, have you ever been severely beaten about the face & neck?"
"Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming."
"You're gonna need a bigger boat."
"Jessica's got cable."
"Squirrel!"