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Ralphie is grown up and his child is asking for a gift that he/she can't have. Father is still alive and lives with him. Is a bit demented.
Sequel: Santa comes back and takes away all the toys.
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It's a year later and the cake was a lie. Last years present was not the best present he receive or would ever received. His family was going to China this year for the holidays and to feast like kings eating his favorite, Chinese turkey. However due to a fight and power outage Ralphie missed the flight. A bunch of crazy stuff happened and Ralphie might have killed Scut, Grover, Rudolph, & Santa.
The family rushed home from China but didn't bring back any Chinese Turkey, but instead Turducken which Ralphie called "Human Centipede Turkey." Not being convicted of 1st degree murder because he was an adorable minor was the bestest present he ever got.
Ralphie is in college and decides to travel around Europe for the holidays, but doesn't do enough research on where he's going to stay and it goes terribly wrong. Hostel: A Christmas Story.
In the sequel to a Christmas story, Ralphie is excited to take his new BB gun to show and tell at school. Upon the start of class, some nearby bank robbers enter into the school in their get away taking Ralphies brother Randy's class hostage. Armed with only a BB gun and the love for his family, Ralphie takes on the quest to free the hostage class from the criminals.
It starts off with a short scene showing Ralphie having his mouth washed out with soap. It then slowly shows his life crumble as it shows the results of soap poisoning; blindness and insanity.
Sequel: WOW; I finnally got my BBGun I wanted!!!
Ralph goes to the north pole and helps santa deliver toys:)
Now 40 years old, Ralphie is watching an antiques television show. He sees an appraisal of an old "leg lamp" valued at $25,000. He decides to go on an adventure to track down the lamp his father had when Ralphie was a young boy.
Sequel: Ralphie goes on a shipping rampage and along the way he gathers more kids to help him kill off their parents.
I mean shooting**
Nine-year-old Ralph "Ralphie" Parker grows up and at the age of 25 years old "Ralphie" buys the Daisy Outdoor Products company, makers of the Red Ryder BB Gun. His younger brother is Vice President of the company.
A New Year's Story....Ralphie is a lovesick teenager in search of the perfect New Year's kiss from his high school crush.
Another Christmas Story. Ralphie is no longer a kid, but the father of his son Charlie. Charlie is about the same age as Ralphie was in the first film and he uses his experiences to deal with his sons holiday wishes and whims.
Ralphie is grown up, living in New York as a horse-mounted police officer. He wants his timid, soft-spoken son to have the same drive and ambition as he did as a child, but it's just not happening. Ralphie gets hurt in the line of duty and is forced into early retirement, getting to spend more time at home with his son, playing video games and such. They start bonding through 'first-shooter' type games. Later, someone shows up at the house (the one who put Ralphie out of work) to try and finish Ralphie off. The entire family is in danger, and Ralphie's firearm is out of reach. Things get heated, and after the last attempt for Ralphie to save his family, his son is able to grab the gun and stop the villain. Fin.
In the sequel Ralphie wants a leg lamp for his bedroom.
A Christmas Story: The untold Ralphie's Santa Revenge! In this story Ralphie sets out to teach Santa and his little helpers the true meaning of Christmas. Ralphie has figured out that the department store Santa is just a fill in for the Real Santa.. not wanting Santa's reputation ruined.. He calls on all his friends sending secret messages using the famous decoder ring.. pick me and I'll tell you the whole story...
George and his grandpa, Ralphie, are in the attic to get out Christmas decorations when George sees a BB gun in the corner. He asks his grandpa about it, and so he hears the tale of his childhood infatuation. The next day he makes many attempts to get everyone out of the house so he can take the BB gun out to play with it. After several attempts, he succeeds. He takes the gun in the backyard and shoots at the fence. Afterward, he puts it back. Little did he know, he broke the lock on the gate, and the dog gets out of the yard. The dog gets hit by a car, and is hurt. When George's police father asks how this happened, he says he saw the local bully skulking around. The bully gets arrested, and George realizes he must make it right.
In the sequel, A Christmas Story 2, Ralphie is all grown up with a wife and a son. Despite Ralphie's best efforts to teach his son the ways of the world so he won't make the same mistakes as his father, Ralphie's son makes his own hilarious mistakes. Hilarity ensures among the son and father until you aren't sure who is teaching who. Will it end well for Ralphie and his son? Tune in to find out!
At a Christmas party a week before Christmas, Ralph walks in on his mom kissing Santa Claus, unbeknownst to him it is his father. This completely shatters his world and he vows to get even with Santa, by staying up Christmas Eve and ambushing the jolly old elf with his b.b. gun when he comes down the chimney.
In A Christmas Story First Class, Ralphie learns he is a powerful mutant who can shoot BB's out of nose. He's recruited by Magneto and Professor X to join their teams for the upcoming fight between mutantkind and humanity in the midst of The Cold War. Who's side will he join? Did he wear clean underwear like his mom had repeatedly told him?
Family christmas dinner with Ralphie as an adult. Mom and dad are now grandparents and are encouraging him to get his kids gifts that he thinks are too dangerous.
Ralphies little brother steals his bb gun and begins terrorizing the neighborhood and ralphie uses his keen imagination to team up with his hero and stop the new black bart- nothing but hilarity and fantasy ensue from beginning to end
Ralphie grows up, becomes mayor of town, his first order of business is to outlaws soap as a way to protect all kids from soap poisoning, He gives out a free Red Ryder to any kid who asks, All Lamppost are changed to Giant legs and he comes out that he's gay and still enjoys wearing the pink bunny suit.
Ralphie grew into his glasses
"Welcome to the party, pal."
"I am serious... and don't call me Shirley."
"When am I gonna learn how to punch?"
"These go to eleven."
"Benjamin, have you ever been severely beaten about the face & neck?"
"Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming."
"You're gonna need a bigger boat."
"Jessica's got cable."
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