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Ralphie wakes up and realizes that it is still not Christmas. He was only in a fever induced dream caused by his mother washing out his mouth with soap. His schemes for the Red Ryder BB Gun continue!
Ralphie goes to China...
Following the loss of his eye Ralfie decides to start a campaign against gun sales and goes on to run for office as he turns 18 running against the kid who's tongue got stuck to the flag pole and the boy in the bubble from Seinfeld.
Ralph is a middle aged man with his own family now. He searches and finds a Leg lamp to give his dad for Christmas. His Dad goes Bonkers when he opens his gift. Ralph's own son wants a Bazooka for Christmas. Ralph buys it despites his wife's warning that the boy will "shoot all of their eyes out." The Bumpkiss dogs destroy Ralph's parents house when Flick leaves the door open as the leave for a Christmas cocktail.
Ralphie is all grown up with 6 children of his own. It starts out with the funeral of his mom and his dad is in a nursing home and very depressed giving up on life. So Ralphie has a plan this Christmas. He's taking his kids and his dad on a fun filled Christmas adventure. This is a feel good story of kids learning the true meaning of Christmas and helping others in their quest to find his dad the perfect gift-a leg lamp.
The sequel would be with Ralphie as a Grandfather who only had daughters. But one of his daughters has a son that is very similar to Ralphie as a kid in the original movie. It would be almost the same movie, updated of course. But in this sequel Ralphie helps his grandson navigate through this crazy time!!
Title: "A Christmas Story goes to Italy". In this sequel, Ralphie's dad decides he wants to go to Italy so he can go to the master craftsman of his Fragi'le major award to see if he can fix it, and while they are there, they loose their passports and end up staying for Christmas and get to experience an Italian Christmas dinner which is similar to the fact they had a Chinese Christmas dinner the year before. Santa leaves them their passports under the Christmas tree that is in their hotel room and they fly home for New Years.
Ralphie is all grown up and now his kids want BB guns of their own. Now he understands the true horror of giving your kid a weapon!
In the sequel to A Christmas Story Raphie's son asks for a go-cart for Christmas. Ralphie and his wife don't want him to have the go-cart because they are afraid he will injure himself. Ralphie's parents remind him of his Christmas with the red rider BB gun and Ralphie decides his son should get the present he most desperately wants too.
Ralphie joins the TAPS team on Ghost Hunters and finds out he has a knack for it.
In the sequel Ralphie is all grown up and has a son of his own. His son gets in a fight at school and wants a real gun for Christmas. Ralphie gets all upset and starts swearing with words like &#*#&@*@(#*@. It's like deja vue all over again.
A zombie sequel to A CHRISTMAS STORY would be great
A Christmas Story 2: Ralphie flings a knife at a wall poster of Van Damme
Ralphie made a wish to Santa on Christmas eve to see the future, and woke up on Christmas day finding himself in the year of 2011. After he tumbled through a couple of days being a kid in the modern day, he cried to Santa that life in the 1940s was way cooler and simpler! He traveled back to the good old days, and lived happily ever after.
Ralphie uses his decoder ring to break a code and goes into the future 30 years.
A christmas story was set in roughly the late 30s early 40s. Fast forward to the 1980s and Ralphie, Randy, Schwartz, Flik, scott farkus and all the other children are all still living in hohman indiana but are all happy grandparents all trying to make their grandchildrens dreams come true. The it toy for several of the grand daughters is a cabbage patch doll and we see the shenanigans they get into trying to score one.
The Christmas Story on Elm Street, sounds creepy to me and will really open your eye's!!
Ralphie is at it again this Christmas. Only this year he doesn't want a bb gun he wants a bb shotgun! Uh-oh!
Ralphie marries a jewish girl
Ralphie falls into the pond and is frozen. Later he is unfrozen and reanimated using robotic implants by santa in a future where christmas no longer exists. Now he must relearn the true meaning of christmas and help santa santa spread christmas joy throughout the universe in their present dispensing spaceship piloted by their cookie-baking robot R2-Sweettooth.
Ralphie is a father in the sequel and his little boy wants a rocket launcher for Christmas. After he tells his son, "You'll shoot your eye out" he remembers how much he wanted a bb gun when he was a kid. Flash forward to the local ER where Ralphie Jr. is having eye surgury.
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A Christmas Story is a harrowing tale of one child bent upon finding his long lost biological mother. By battling dragons, demons, and his own self, he is able to overcome all adversities and, in the end, realizes the person he was looking for was...himself.
All of Ralphie’s daydreams are played out with glory and vindication!
His parents are in an entire scene being remorseful over his “soap poisoning” and vow never to use that punishment again.
He overpowers the small army of villains with his Red Ryder BB gun and his parents buy him his car of his dreams. His parents ask the Mayor to name the town Ralphie Town in his honor.
Mrs. Parker no longer wraps up poor Randy who could never move around once outside, the film focuses on her obsession with mummies.
The two plots never come together and the ending scene shows the leg lamp flickering. THE END
In the sequel Ralphie is an teenager and wants his own car to go on his first date?
"Welcome to the party, pal."
"I am serious... and don't call me Shirley."
"When am I gonna learn how to punch?"
"These go to eleven."
"Benjamin, have you ever been severely beaten about the face & neck?"
"Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming."
"You're gonna need a bigger boat."
"Jessica's got cable."
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