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A very Christmas Story Revenge...
The sequel should called be "A Christmas Story 2: Christmas all grown up" .. Ralphie would be grown up and married. Him and his wife would have two children, a boy and a girl. Ralphie would discover secrets from his childhood by looking at a chest his father had left him before he died. Secrets of how his dad snuck the presents under the tree and how to do the same for Ralphie's children. Ralphie's friends are all the same and the bullies that once terrorized Ralphie have kids that like to terrorize all the children at school. The kids learn how to fight against them and they enter into a BB shooting contest that Ralphie helps his children win.
A sequel would be Ralphie vs Clint Eastwood in I'm gonna get your Christmas BB gun. Resulting in a bb gun battle between Ralphie and Dirty Harry and Ralphie sucessfully coaxes Dirty Harry into getting his tongue stuck on the poll and Ralphie gets his gun..
Ralphie never gets his bb gun and blames Santa. He grow's up to be world most notorius serial killer. He stalk's the streets killing everyone dressed in Santa suits.
ralphie has grandkids
Ralphie and Randy, as adults, having missed oddly affected by their childhood and the over protective mom / overly disconnected father are now adults dealing with issues with their own children in more modern day 60's families. In a day of modern hippies and am radios, their own children wanting the 'toys of the future' and how rediculous that is!!! And... of course, the leg lamp that is still widely loved by a grumpy grandpa who can't see anything good with "these-here modern times"
Do a sequel with Ralpie as the dad and his kids christmas.
A Christmas Story II - Christams Apocalypse
Ralphie awakens from a terrible sleep to find his worst fears realized... bloodthirsty elves have been unleashed on the city that surrounds the secret facility of the S.Claus Corporation. Discovering he was an S.Claus experiment, Ralphie has been bio-genetically enhanced with new strengths, senses, dexterity and his Red Rider BB gun... and he will need them.
Well.. the sequel would be Ralphie at age 18 at Christmas looking dorky and wearing a larger bunny suit to fit him. He still lives in his parents' home and asks for a motorcycle for Christmas, but they all tell him no, he will hurt himself. There are lots of references to the first movie and he eventually ends up getting the motorcycle and crashes it into the fence.
I think a sequel of when Ralphie is grown up and has kids of his own and his new family Christmas story. Maybe mom and/or dad shows up for the holidays, tell him how to do everything. Same basic premise, just newer. I'd totally watch that!
A squel to A Christmas Story would have to be Raphie is all grown up and his kids want a BB gun. As a result they shoot Raphie eye out with a bb gun
"A Christmas Sequal"..... Ralphie sets out the get the latest toy for Christmas, a rocket powered sled. He fights the lops-sided battle again and the grown-ups new phrase, "You'll break your neck, Ralphie!"
Black Bart gets a Red Rider, gathers up the turkey-eating neighborhood dogs, and seeks revenge on a grown up Ralphie...who will get their eye shot out?
Ralphie has kids of his own now, and one of them wants a motorcycle.
Not Another Chritmas Story: Ralph's grandson Steve meets a hot chick on the internet and goes on an adventure with his three best friends to try and find her, only once they do, they realize she is a he, and he is Buffalo Bill's great grandson. The four get trapped in his basement and try to plan an escape. One by one they get slaughtered until Steve is the only one left alive. Alone, injured and crawling towards the door the movie ends with a black screen with white text reading, "TO BE CONTINUED".
Ralphie goes to the North Pole~
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Ralphie grows up and goes to his elementary reunion and all of his friends are there and have a look back of everything that happened and new memories are made!
Ralphie passes his Red Ryder onto his son who wants nothing for Christmas but an Xbox 360. His son auctions it off on Ebay to get money towards his Xbox. The sequel focuses on a similar type of drama as the first Christmas Story but in a modern setting, stirring up Christmas commotion.
Ralphie is 40, a widower, with two daughters, one a precious little angel, the other a pre-teen with attitude to spare. The younger one doesn't want anything for except for Dad to find a new wife. The other one wants a cell phone, an iPad and a CD player, and a room of her own that she doesn't have to share with her younger sister. The girls scheme to get their father to ask out their the principal of their school, who it turns out is an heiress. Her family owns the Red Ryder air rifle corporation. She and Ralphie meet at a Red Ryder convention and fall in love and live happily ever after.
Ralphie at 40 with his own kids that want and airsoft rifle.
A Christmas Story 2 .. Ralphie has become quite a marksman and wants a quality air gun to practice to become an olympic shooter .. Ralphie's dad gets the mate for his leg lamp from Publisher's Clearing House (but thinks he's getting a fortune when Dave Sayer comes to the door).
How about A Christmas New Years. It picks up the day after when the Father has a nervous breakdown after his lamp "mysteriously" dies (sabotaged by the mother for not getting her Christmas vacation), the father decides to drag the family to New York City where the leg lamp factory recides. Along the way Ralphie learns that shooting your eye out is the least of his worries when the family accidently brings on the wrath of one of NY's deranged homeless.
The sequel should be of Ralphie and Randy's kids and their experience of Christmas.
In Christmas Story 2 we find Ralphie in High School. There he befriends a young girl-Edina- who turns out to be a VAMPIRE! LOL The whole movie is about bringing this girl home to meet the parents and trying to keep her habits (wanting to bite everyone) at bay and get through the Holiday. When she accidently bites Ralphie's dog he goes out to the barn where the turkey is kept and eats the LIVE turkey before Dad can get to it to clean it and prep it for the Christmas dinner! In the end Ralphie decides he doesn't want to deal with the drama of a vampire girlfriend and enlists the help of his little brother to kill her off. The End :)
"Welcome to the party, pal."
"I am serious... and don't call me Shirley."
"When am I gonna learn how to punch?"
"These go to eleven."
"Benjamin, have you ever been severely beaten about the face & neck?"
"Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming."
"You're gonna need a bigger boat."
"Jessica's got cable."
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