Written November 30, 2014
The framework is essentially a pitch for a movie by an absolute sociopath played by Dennis Quaid. He holds a movie executive at gun-point and forces him to listen to his idea for a movie that can only be described as nonsensical. Most of the movie is spent producing the scenes from this nonsense and it's truly terrible material. For example, Kate Winslet and Hugh Jackman play characters who go on a blind date and all appears too good to be true until Jackman takes off his scarf and reveals that he has a ******* hanging from his neck. The rest of the scene focuses around the awkward moments in a restaurant where Winslet's character is the only one shocked by this freakish deformity. It only gets worse from that point on, but I think that gives you a picture of the tone of the film and the ridiculous nature of the plot. The chance of you waling out are very high. I did.
Written October 07, 2015
Yikes! I have enjoyed many gross comedies, but this is not "There's Something About Mary" by any means. Each shtick that might have made 3 minutes of gross humor is stretched out for what feels like far too long. It's BORING, clunky, annoying, crass, demeaning to the actors who participated. Have to wonder if those who signed on didn't understand the synergistic oppressive effect of all these tasteless skits. What a downer. Please don't be beguiled into imagining that with so much talent this movie has to have some worth. Awful!
Written February 08, 2016
I can not wait until the movie is out of my head. It was the most horrific movie I have ever seen. What the heck. How did it get all these great actors? I can't say enough how wrong this movie is and I'm sorry I wasted an hour and a half of my life.
Written May 05, 2016
You couldn't make a worse decision than to waste your time and money watching this disaster of a movie. Half the audience in the theater walked out half-way through the film. My date and I almost did but kept thinking that at some point the movie might turn around. It didn't! Awful acting, no plot. Clearly the director intended this movie to act as some kind of social statement but it completely baffled me what that statement was meant to be. With so many other good or even mediocre movies out there don't bother wasting your time with this disaster.
Written February 06, 2013
All I can say is if I could have rated this HELL NO!! I would have. Waste of time, money and talented actors. Not even Redbox worthy.