Written August 03, 2015
This movie was awful. It was disgusting. There was incest in the story. I have not seen a movie this bad since Year One. Blood everywhere. I'm angry. I wanted it to just be over and when it was all I was left feeling was upset at this absurd movie. I did laugh a few times. Halle Berry blowing out the candles was funny but that was in the trailer. I wanted my money back. It was awful.
Written July 25, 2016
If movie theaters would measure assistance in miles, I would be over a million. So, let me tell you that this is the NUMBER 1. The worst movie I have ever seen. I am still trying to figure it out if this is a joke or is it a market research, where producers are trying to show that putting together well known actors in a terrible movie, the theaters will still sell a lot and they will make high profits of it. So, please, if you have nothing better to do, just turn on your TV or go to watch a bad movie, which I am sure will be better that this piece of crap, and forgive my French. Good luck!
Written August 25, 2016
My 3-Word Movie Review for "Movie 43:" Oh.HELL.NO!!!!
Unless you've heard about, and have a (very) morbid curiosity to see Hugh Jackman on a blind date with Kate Winslet, who is horrified when he takes his scarf off his neck and reveals a pair of large hanging (from said neck) testicles. Perhaps Ana Faris begging her boyfriend (Chris Pratt) to show his love by "pooping" on her? No? Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber as home-schooling parents who attempt to give their only son all of the humilities and discomfort he would experience in high school. Including his first clumsy kiss, - in a make out session with his mom....there's way too many more to relive, as I'm just now trying to wipe this debacle from my brain....Many things to offend everyone. You might laugh in the first 15 minutes, behind your hand, embarrassed. Then it's a sharp descent that just keeps on going down, down, down into the bowels of inappropriateness.
Written June 30, 2016
Disgusting, lower order, 9 year old boy humor. I don't know how they got those stars to participate in that level of putrid ****.
We walked out and would like our money back.
Written July 30, 2016
this was the biggest money I've spent on a movie since Project X, This film was horrible and made absolutely no sense from beginning to end, Also some of this was purely unwatchable, I mean a balls sack on Hugh Jackman's throat? give me a break that was just unwatchable, and I highly doubt any girl out there wants to be pooped on Anna Ferris. Some of the shorts were alright but as a whole do not waste your money on this film