Written August 28, 2015
My 3-Word Movie Review for "Movie 43:" Oh.HELL.NO!!!!
Unless you've heard about, and have a (very) morbid curiosity to see Hugh Jackman on a blind date with Kate Winslet, who is horrified when he takes his scarf off his neck and reveals a pair of large hanging (from said neck) testicles. Perhaps Ana Faris begging her boyfriend (Chris Pratt) to show his love by "pooping" on her? No? Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber as home-schooling parents who attempt to give their only son all of the humilities and discomfort he would experience in high school. Including his first clumsy kiss, - in a make out session with his mom....there's way too many more to relive, as I'm just now trying to wipe this debacle from my brain....Many things to offend everyone. You might laugh in the first 15 minutes, behind your hand, embarrassed. Then it's a sharp descent that just keeps on going down, down, down into the bowels of inappropriateness.
Written January 28, 2015
This is a collection of short little movies that are disguised as a movie script that a man is trying to sell to a producer . Dennis plays the want-to-be screen writer tossing his ideas at Greg , the big time Hollywood producer . Common is Greg's boss and Will is the security guard at the studio . Each short story has a different director and cast of stars [there are quite a few recognizable faces , too . I remember seeing Kate Winslet , Hugh Jackman , Halle Berry , Anna Faris , Emma Stone and Richard Gere , just to name a few] . The only problem is that they are not all funny . Some of them are but some are not . A lot of the humor is gross , juvenile and even racist [I'm not saying there is anything wrong with those qualities , I'm just letting you know what you are in for] . Just as the end credits start , there is another short story [starring Elizabeth Banks and Josh Duhamel] . This is not for the kiddies [language, nudity] .
Written May 23, 2015
this was the biggest money I've spent on a movie since Project X, This film was horrible and made absolutely no sense from beginning to end, Also some of this was purely unwatchable, I mean a balls sack on Hugh Jackman's throat? give me a break that was just unwatchable, and I highly doubt any girl out there wants to be pooped on Anna Ferris. Some of the shorts were alright but as a whole do not waste your money on this film
Written October 07, 2015
Disgusting, lower order, 9 year old boy humor. I don't know how they got those stars to participate in that level of putrid ****.
We walked out and would like our money back.
Written February 03, 2013
Twisted, sick, hilarious. Definitely for adults. l loved how everyone played their parts. If you liked the Aristocrats, you might like Move 43. Hugh Jackman's character will be an inspiration for Halloween parties.
And stay for the credits.