Written August 25, 2013
Written May 24, 2015
Wow! How much did they pay these good actresses to be in this film? The movie trailer looked funny, but when we went to watch the movie, we were ready to leave after the first skit! We stayed in hoping that it would get better, but OMG it only got worse! Scenes were very disgusting and disturbing! Poop on me? WHAT??? Balls hanging from his neck?? Okay, need I say more?? Words cannot even described how horrible this film was! SAVE YOUR MONEY!
Written August 27, 2016
This movie was awful. It was disgusting. There was incest in the story. I have not seen a movie this bad since Year One. Blood everywhere. I'm angry. I wanted it to just be over and when it was all I was left feeling was upset at this absurd movie. I did laugh a few times. Halle Berry blowing out the candles was funny but that was in the trailer. I wanted my money back. It was awful.
Written August 25, 2016
My 3-Word Movie Review for "Movie 43:" Oh.HELL.NO!!!!
Unless you've heard about, and have a (very) morbid curiosity to see Hugh Jackman on a blind date with Kate Winslet, who is horrified when he takes his scarf off his neck and reveals a pair of large hanging (from said neck) testicles. Perhaps Ana Faris begging her boyfriend (Chris Pratt) to show his love by "pooping" on her? No? Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber as home-schooling parents who attempt to give their only son all of the humilities and discomfort he would experience in high school. Including his first clumsy kiss, - in a make out session with his mom....there's way too many more to relive, as I'm just now trying to wipe this debacle from my brain....Many things to offend everyone. You might laugh in the first 15 minutes, behind your hand, embarrassed. Then it's a sharp descent that just keeps on going down, down, down into the bowels of inappropriateness.
Written June 30, 2016
Disgusting, lower order, 9 year old boy humor. I don't know how they got those stars to participate in that level of putrid ****.
We walked out and would like our money back.