With half the movie year gone, we decided to take a look back at some of the best and worst films that have hit the big screen so far. Granted, the list below may certainly change between now and the eve of 2012, with studios rolling out Oscar-bait movie and sleeper hits still waiting to be discovered. Let’s take a look at some Razzie-worthy worst movies that have hit the cinemas so far.
The Worst Ten:
The Green Hornet
– The Seth Rogen
-led adaptation of the 1930s radio program sputtered to a $98 million domestic haul and suffered the wrath of both critics and audiences alike. But look on the bright side. Nicholas Cage
was once rumored to play Benjamin Chudnofsky, which eventually went to Christoph Waltz
– One of the most hyped movies of the first half of the year landed with a dud. Trailers and clips promised a CGI-gasm of hot chicks kicking butt but instead all we got was a bloated, pretentious two hour plus music video.
– No one really expected this Nicolas Cage 3D flick to be great, which frankly worked toward its benefit. That been said, Drive Angry
is nothing to write home about, despite the even-keel performance by William Fichtner
. Cage dominated the month of January with two crappy movies, Season of the Witch
being the other cinematic catastrophe.
Red Riding Hood
– Audiences dubbed it a Twilight
-esque adaptation of the classic Red Riding Hood
tale. It seems Catherine Hardwick
, who directed the first Twilight
movie, stuck to the same formula, only this time without the Stephanie Meyer storyline or K-Stew anguishing between R-Patz and T-Laut, audience stayed far, far away.
– While it made a ton of money, mainly from the previews which featured a bald Zach Galfianakis
, hung-over Bradley Cooper
and face-tattooed Ed Helms
meeting a monkey, among other things, the sequel received mixed reviews. Critics hated it and audiences found the storyline uninspired and failing to meet its potential.
Just Go With It
– Adam Sandler
movies are a bit of a mystery. Critics consistently pan them, yet audiences still flock to check them out only to walk away disappointed. Granted one of the main draws are the hot female leads
that co-star in these films, Brooklyn Decker
in this case. Zookeeper
hits theaters this weekend and as usual, critics are tearing this movie apart. Will audiences still flock to check this thing out? Or perhaps the more pressing question is, are Leslie Bibb
and Rosario Dawson
hot enough for ya?
I Am Number Four
– Studios are constantly searching for the next Harry Potter-esque mega franchise. Certainly Twilight
has met that level of fervor and Hunger Games
is showing promise. While I Am Number Four
was not based on a series of books, it still unabashedly targeted Generation Y’s wallets. Dreamworks and Michael Bay
were insistent on turning English model Alex Pettyfer
, who co-starred in the equally terrible Beastly
, into the next heart throb superstar. Pettyfer will next play a young Channing Tatum
in next year’s male stripper movie Magic Mike
– Leading up to the days before the release of DC Comics’ adaptation starring Ryan Reynolds
as Hal Jordan, Green Lantern
made more news regarding its bloated budget and heavy CGI than it did for its awesome storyline. Hardcore Lantern
fans liked it, but the rest of the mass audiences were left in the dark and critics lampooned the film as special effects overkill.
– Vampires are all the rage nowadays. So it stands to reason a movie starring Paul Bettany
and Maggie Q
as vampire killing clergy folk would be somewhat interesting. And it was in 3D! What’s not to love? How about the poorly conceived story and the inane dialogue, for starters. The vampire-horror-action flick made a quick exit from theaters and jumped into the $5 discount bin at your local Wal-Mart.
(Dis)Honorable Mention: Hop, Something Borrowed, Hall Pass, Mars Needs Moms, The Mechanic, Cars 2, The Dilemma
Based on that list above, you’d think that times were pretty dire when it came to finding good, watchable movies. Fortunately, the 10 movies below (along with some honorable mentions) rose through the muck to become some of our favorite movies of the year.
The Best Ten:
Midnight in Paris
– Easily Woody Allen’s best movie in
fifteen years, Paris in the 1920s dazzles, enchants and takes audiences on a magical, sentimental ride, all while meeting some of history’s most memorable figures. Corey Stoll’s Ernest Hemingway steals the movie.
– Watching the same eight minutes unfold on a train over and over and over again may sound predictably boring, but Duncan Jones
manages to find a human story amid the action sequences and draws a strong performance out of Jake Gyllenhaal
– Granted it’s not Simon Pegg
and Nick Frost
’s best work, but Paul
is still thoroughly enjoyable. Frankly, it’s the road trip comedy Due Date
wishes it could have been, only with an alien instead of Galifianakis’ masturbating dog.
– A well-acted, crisply choreographed action thriller that finds Saoirse Ronan
as the world’s perfect little assassin. Hanna
brought us a fresh take on the often mindless and clichéd revenge movie subgenre and Ronan continued her ascent to becoming on the more promising young acting talents working today.
X-Men: First Class
– Despite its departure from classic X-Men storylines, critics and audiences in general loved First Class
. A strong script was transformed into a stylish action flick that didn’t go too crazy with the CGI and brought the X-Men franchise some redemption from The Last Stand
– Johnny Depp
takes a break from wigging out as Capt. Jack Sparrow to star as a chameleon in this smart, creative and beautifully animated feature. Rango
has lasso-ed in nearly a quarter billion so far worldwide. Add in his Pirates
haul and Mr. Depp’s movies could be sailing toward the $2 billion horizon before all is said and done.
Tree of Life
– An emotional and visual treat that requires multiple viewings to grasp what is going on, Tree of Life
is the latest offering from acclaimed director Terrance Malick
. The movie has gradually expanded across the country as word of mouth spreads on this Brad Pitt-Jessica Chastain-Sean Penn drama.
– When J.J. Abrams
joins forces with Steven Spielberg
, you know we’re in for a treat. Super 8 brought back memories of classic summer blockbusters with thrills, visual dazzle and emotional depth.
– Easily the breakout sleeper hit of the first half of the year, Bridesmaids
stars Kristen Wiig
as the maid of honor whose life unravels as she leads her best friend (Maya Rudolph
) and a cast of colorful bridesmaids down the aisle.
– For pure popcorn entertainment, look no further. This testosterone-fueled action flick went strong with its showdown between Vin Diesel
and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
. Add in classic Fast
characters, a final chase sequence that would make Michael Bay proud and a juicy teaser for Fast Six
(or is it Six Speed
? Puns a plenty.) and you’ve got yourself a $600 million (and counting) worldwide blockbuster smash.
Honorable Mentions – The Lincoln Lawyer, 13 Assassins, Rio, The Eagle, Cedar Rapids, Beginners, The Adjustment Bureau, Gnomeo and Juliet, Kung Fu Panda 2, Limitless and Thor
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