What do you think about the 'Thank You' speeches at the Oscars, or any awards show, really? Are they boring? Lame? Inspiring? Funny? Not worth our time? Well, Academy organizers agree that it's really no fun to watch a parade of actors take to the stage to thank their agents and managers and the crafts service guy, and so this year they've done something a little different in that they asked nominees to prepare two speeches.