That is scary.
The promotional image showcasing our generation’s top tabloid fodder is actually for Scary Movie 5, the spoof sequel currently filming in Atlanta with Malcolm D. Lee in the director’s chair. (ComingSoon posted the image, from The Weinstein Company.) And based on everything we are hearing about the movie, it should ONLY be about Lohan and Sheen (even though, as is typical for the Scary movies, they’re expected to be brutally murdered in the opening scene).
We should be amazed that they filmed enough footage to produce this promotional still. The tabloids have been very busy with rumors of Lohan dodging the set, skipping her costume fitting, refusing line readings and being somewhat difficult.
Will it all be worth it? We’ll find out on April 19, 2013 when Scary Movie 5 opens. And we’ll also be treated to the performances of Ashley Tisdale, Kate Walsh, and Molly Shannon. You know, the cast members NOT named Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen.