Machete may not text or tweet, but what if he played other movie characters? We wondered what it would look like if the unkillable killer portrayed some of our favorite movie characters.
Take a look below and be sure to pick up tickets for Machete Kills, opening nationwide this weekend.
Danny Ventura: Pet Detective
Don Trejo aka The Godfather
Han Trejo in Star Wars
Trejo Stark As Iron Man
Danny McFly in Back to the Future
Machete McClane in Die Hard
Danny Trejo Is Machete of Steel
Danny Trejo As Tootsie aka This Cannot Be Unseen