Ever notice how people always wish you a happy Friday the 13th as if we're all supposed to be celebrating something? Last I checked Friday the 13th was one of those spooky days where you weren't supposed to leave the house out of fear that something bad was going to happen. What's happy about that? Nothing. Nada. Zip.
But if you do want to celebrate Friday the 13th in some morbid way, I advise you to first watch as many Friday the 13th films as you can before taking things an extra step further by picking up your own Jason Voorhees doll. A good place to look for any movie-related doll is Entertainment Earth, and a quick search led me to several Voorhees dolls worthy of your hard-earned dollars – like the Friday the 13th Remake Figure, the Friday the 13th Living Doll Jason Voorhees Figure, or the Friday the 13th Jason Voorhees 19-Inch Action Figure.
Stick one of these bad boys on your fireplace mantle and for once you'll have an actual reason to be happy on Friday the 13th. Enjoy…and keep those giant machete swords out of the reach of small children.