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  Written January 25, 2008

  Funny, Crude, Tasteless.

  by orange20854

  Listen. If you've seen Date Movie, Scary Movie (1-4), or even Epic Movie (which was clearly the worst of them all), then you know the kind of humor you're going to see. The movie was almost clever, with few pop culture references throw in randomly for laughs. The storyline is thin, to say the least.
  
  Don't bring ANYONE under the age of 14. There are MANY sexual themes. (I only say 14, because that was the age I was probably "ready" to see this kind of stuff.)
  
  Go see a matinee, too. Don't waste your money.

  • 83 out of 144 found this review helpful.
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  Written February 2, 2008

  meet the worst movie ever..

  by Pinklvr101

  this movie i was expecting to be like scary movie ... with a plot.
  oh no it had no plot and all the funny parts you already saw in the previews.
  was seriously a waste of time and money.
  

  • 19 out of 30 found this review helpful.
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• Must Go!
  Written February 19, 2008

  300 Laughs

  by Katana_Soulblade

  This movie spoofs everything from 300 to Transformers, to specific performers such as Brittany Spears. It was funny without being heavy handed and there was some in jokes you might only get if you know a little about the Spartan's history. I would recommend it highly!

  • 10 out of 13 found this review helpful.
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  Written February 8, 2008

  Worth watching

  by natay007

  My favt. scenes were britney spears and paula from american idol. I wont mind if i have to go for this movie again.Funnies movie seen after long long time.

  • 12 out of 17 found this review helpful.
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  Written February 2, 2008

  EH...decent.

  by luieschoonie12

  This movie was really funny at parts and i enjoyed it. I was OMEGA short, but i was laughing the whole time... would have been so much beter if it was longer. i will rent it and watch it again though. And i do reccomend it!

  • 14 out of 21 found this review helpful.
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  Written February 1, 2008

  Meet the Spartans

  by ryngmom

  When i was there the younger women in the audience were laughing hysterically. When they started skipping off to war my 17 year old daughter leaned over and said "we have to buy this movie".
  
  I did think it was cute, clever and so full of movie references i'm sure i missed a couple.
  
  also little clips are shown all throughout the credits.

  • 11 out of 15 found this review helpful.
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  Written February 10, 2008

  Met The Sputum

  by bvn

  This movie is the worst waste of celluloid since the other "epic disaster" flicks. Extremely tasteless and disgusting. Kevin Sorbo must have really been hard-up for cash to want to be in this sewage! I hope he was paid well. The Britney Spears sequence was stupid; in 10 years, no one will remember why that was relevant. My teenage kids asked to walk out, and we did after only 25 minutes; thank goodness we went to a matinee and didn't have to pay full price! Badly written, badly directed, badly acted. If you want to throw your money away and escape from reality, buy booze and get drunk instead. After seeing this movie, you'll want to anyway! bvn

  • 9 out of 12 found this review helpful.
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• Must Go!
  Written February 9, 2008

  HILARIOUS!!

  by leesuhhx07

  i went with a group of friends by ourselves and it was hilarious with laughed really hard...but if my mom saw it first she would of never let me go!!

  • 13 out of 20 found this review helpful.
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• So-so
  Written January 29, 2008

  At least it was better than Epic Movie

  by TheDarkPhoenix

  Ok so it wasn't awesome...and it made a lot of gay jokes. Though seriously it was better than I thought it would be. Seriously you can't go into movies like these and expect greatness. Of course it's going to be stupid. And of course it's gonna have coarse language and tons of politically incorrect humor. So why do people complain?! People should know, especially after Date Movie and Epic Movie, that these movies aren't suitable for teenagers. I hate hearing people on here saying "oh I took my 13 year old to see this movie and it was full of sexual references and other things I don't approve of." Well duh, if you'd watch the previews and read the synopsis then maybe you would be informed enough to know not to do that. Movie theatres shouldn't give stupid people their money back like that. It's just retarded how all these stupid complaints sound especially since, considering the history of spoof movies like these, that they should expect more.

  • 9 out of 13 found this review helpful.
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  Written January 31, 2008

  Phunny

  by PMRjr

  That is really Phunny (funny with DUH)

  • 5 out of 5 found this review helpful.
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  Written January 30, 2008

  Funny movie to watch

  by Linkster403

  Funny movie to watch after a week of stress from work. Gets your mind out of work and enjoy the weekend.

  • 8 out of 11 found this review helpful.
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• So-so
  Written February 2, 2008

  Lowbrow

  by BilHam

  I took the kids, and they seemed to like it alright, though some of the humor was scatological. I thought it was somewhat amusing, but thin and cheaply done. It was pretty derivative of much better movies in the farce-satire genre. There are many other better precedents. Wait for the rental.

  • 8 out of 11 found this review helpful.
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  Written February 3, 2008

  DO NOT GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  by sbarnhart5

  Not funny at all! Very short, not worth the money in any way!!!!!

  • 12 out of 19 found this review helpful.
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  Written January 29, 2008

  sucky

  by katelynboo1992

  this movie was not even funny to me,
  it had like 1 or 2 funny parts,
  i find it horrible,
  & im 15,
  seriously dont waste your money.

  • 8 out of 11 found this review helpful.
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  Written January 27, 2008

  I'd Rather Not Have Met The Spartans

  by chmc18

  This is honestly one of the worst movies I have ever seen in my life. Seriously, I thought Malibu's Most Wanted was horrible - this movie took the cake. I've never seen so many people run out of a theater as soon as the movie was over. The so-called "humor" in this movie is that of a prepubescent teenager. (so if you like a lot of bodily fluids coming out of people, this is the movie for you) I have no more words than to say this movie is terrible - anyone who was involved in the making of this movie should be put in jail. I think I lost brain cells watching this garbage. Do something useful with your $10. Trust me when I say you do NOT want to meet the Spartans.

  • 5 out of 5 found this review helpful.
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