Meet the Spartans Synopsis
Thirteen strapping warriors must protect their homeland from invading Persians and bad punch-lines.
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Critic Ratings

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Entertainment Weekly

Less classic Mel Brooks than middling "Best Week Ever."
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38

Boston Globe

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The best thing in Meet the Spartans is the swift kick in the bombast it delivers to the oh-no-not-us homoeroticism of "300."
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25

TV Guide

By Maitland McDonagh
The musical number that runs during the closing credits funnier than anything that precedes it, which isn't saying much.
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20

The Hollywood Reporter

By Frank Scheck
Writer-directors Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer basically reprise the tired formula from their earlier efforts, which is to throw in as...
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20

The New York Times

By Jeannette Catsoulis
Overkill is what Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer do best: as the uncontested titans of the parody genre (with fingers in everything from...
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20

L.A. Weekly

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Meet the Spartans is a mild improvement over their "Epic Movie," which is like saying that a debilitating fever is more fun than...
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10

Variety

By Joe Leydon
Lazy, lame and painfully unfunny, Meet the Spartans is yet another scrambled-genre parody.
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0

Austin Chronicle

By Kimberley Jones
Hey, guys, when you repurpose a disco hit to poke fun at gay men, not only do you look like assholes, you look like assholes who rip their...
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0

Film Threat

It’s rare that a movie makes me ill these days, and it’s rare that I can see a movie and hate the people behind it with such abhorrence,...
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0

Village Voice

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Witless, tasteless, formless spoof.
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Funny, Crude, Tasteless.

By orange20854
Listen. If you've seen Date Movie, Scary Movie (1-4), or even Epic Movie (which was clearly the worst of them all), then you know the kind of humor you're going to see. The movie was almost clever,...

omg awesome!!

By cassieland424
this movie was so good. i would reccomend it to anyone. great. love it. gotta see it!!!!...

wow

By plaquefairy
******* looks hilarieus...

Meet the spartans

By TYDY25
No one has seen this movie yet and im one, so im not going to recommened it to anyone I'm just saying if your a teen or even an adult epic and date movie had its hilarious moments so i "THINK" meet...

Meet The Spartans- Cool!!!!! :)

By movie_goer525
This movie was pretty good. Do not take kids to this movie!!!!!!! It was really inappropriate for kids, but for teens, it was awesome!!!!! There were so many funny parts!!!!!! If you are a teen who...

**** you if you dont like this movie

By bobby456
How are you gonna say that the maker of this movie needs to be shot if you dont like it then keep the stupied **** to ur self dont spoil everyone elses point of view if u think that then good...

ha ha ha

By xxkarmaxx
i saw the trailer and it wuz hilarous i was lafing when he was kiking ppl into the well im gonna go see dis movie when it comes out!!!!!!...

meet the spartans

By C.KING
IF YOU'VE SEEN ONE YOU HAVE SEEN THEM ALL! IT'S SILLY....SO GO FOR A LAUGH...

halarious

By Bryce123451
This movie looks halarious, another epic movie tpe of deal, me and my freinds are going to see it right when it comes out. o yea and if you dont like these types of movies then dont bitehr reviewing...

my thoughts

By nicolehenry
hehehehee...

More Info

Rated PG-13 | For crude and sexual content throughout, language and some comic violence
What Parents Need to Know
Common Sense Media says Pause for kids 14 & under Dumb, raunchy comedy is a tired spoof attempt.
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