Better than the first!

By blackth0rn
Written October 19, 2013
Forget the critics, you have to be the kind of person who enjoys these movies to understand. I'm not going to enjoy a barney movie because it's not my thing, doesn't mean it's bad. This is way funnier and crazier than the first!
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wow what happened?

By jagger75
Written October 19, 2014
Could not wait for this to come out. Went and walked out saying what just happened? Machete most definitely kills but the story was killed as well . outer space why not add a baby or sidekick so that way we can jump back over the shark.
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You saw Machete, You Know What You're In For.

By tomiobi
Written October 17, 2013
Look, don't expect some kind of glorious life changing episode with this movie. Its a Machete flick. Tons of violence, not enough sex and nudity, in my opinion. Tons of cameos and laughs and I mean, Elon Musk did a freaking cameo! COME ON!!!!! If you embrace the tackiness of it all, you'll love this movie. If you're overly critical of this sort of thing, just stay at home.
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Uncanny

By Rhonda12
Written October 28, 2013
This is a movie full of action with a twist. The adventures are quite funny. It is a movie that you can take or leave alone. I enjoyed the movie but would not get it on dvd. It keeps you wondering what is the plot of the movie.
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Machete Disappoints

By amiratlanta78
Written October 20, 2013
I love Machete - great character and I love Robert Rodriguez films but Machete Kills wasn't what I'd hoped. Not as good as 'Machete'. It was entertaining and there were good parts but don't spend $11 to see this in theaters.
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