Try pronouncing the title of the Polish comedy-fantasy Kingsajz and you'll tumble to its English-language title. That's right . . . Kingsize. The hero lives in the dwarf land of Shuflandia, a microscopic country located in the cellar of a library. As a result of his good behavior, the hero is enlarged to human size by a magic potion. Once he finds himself in the "real" world, he begins asking himself why he'd ever want to remain. A few minutes later, he understands why: in Shuflandia, there are no women. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi