JENNIFER'S BODY - is out of scary shape! Rating: C-plus. (Based on advance VIP press preview)

By MOVIES REVIEWER
Written September 16, 2009
Monday 9/14. This 102-min horror film was screen-written by Diablo Cody(JUNO) and directed by Karyn Kusama(AEON FLUX). From the previews/trailers, I was expecting to be scared out of my skin - BUT, alas, I was disappointed because there was not enough scary scenes/moments! Instead, there were blood and gore aplenty. JENNIFER'S BODY was written as a metaphor about teen girls grappling with their new found budding sexuality and its inherent power over young men. Jennifer has a lusciously 'SALTY' body and she is HUNGRY(figuratively and literally) for boys!!! Mmmm - yum-yum!!! There were a few steamy sapphic moments to satisfy those movie-goers that are yearning some fem-on-fem action. Amanda Seyfried stole the movie w/ her compelling performance. Editing and directing = choppy, Set-design and Cinematography = above-average. Plot = average. Lines/zingers = funny. VERDICT: Horror fans and fans of A.S., Megan Fox and Diablo Cody - MUST SEE! NOT kids/family-friendly.
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Five Word Review

By dianajonesss
Written September 19, 2009
typical non-horrifying stupid retarded non-funny
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Hilarious

By BranFlakes1981
Written September 16, 2009
I went into this movie with the LOWEST of expectations... It surprisingly kept me laughing the whole time. I'd say it's 95% comedy with 5% blood & gore. Not really a "horror" flick as far as I'm concerned.
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A MUST SEE MOVIE

By moviefan567
Written September 29, 2009
The movie was awesome. Everything about it. Megan Fox was great in it as the rest of the team. Clever, funny, scary, sexy, emotional. Great job everyone involved.
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Expected it to be very stupid, IT WAS GREAT!

By cgracealways
Written September 23, 2009
I honestly was expecting a stupid horror movie with bad acting....but THIS movie is great!!! If you liked Idle Hands with Jessica Alba (1999), you will LOVE THIS! I think 75% of bad reviews for all movies are from people who aren't in the right mood during the movie or have way too high of an expectation. Like this movie, Jennifer's Body, I think they had way too high expectations and was expecting this to be a horror film like Halloween or Saw, don't expect that, expect a COMEDY-HORROR type of film, and most of all HANG LOOSE AND RELAX!
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