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New York Daily News

By Elizabeth Weitzman
Director Uwe Boll wholeheartedly embraces the film's concept, and with some fancy editing and a pulsing soundtrack, the effect really is...
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TV Guide

By Ken Fox
Dull and unimaginative.
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25

Boston Globe

By Ty Burr
House of the Dead, sadly, is so bad it's bad.
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25

Chicago Tribune

By Loren King
Unimaginatively recycles all the teens-in-the-woods gorefest conventions.
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25

The Globe and Mail (Toronto)

By Liam Lacey
Somewhere between cartoonishly bad for comic effect and bad because the filmmakers didn't really give a damn, The House of the Dead is, at...
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20

The Hollywood Reporter

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Laughable performances.
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Film Threat

By David Grove
Here’s a would-be horror film that contains not one ounce of professional pride in its making, not one shred of technical competence....
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New York Post

By Lou Lumenick
Based on a video game, far exceeds expectations -- in negative ways that inspire thoughts of less than zero stars.
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Austin Chronicle

By Marc Savlov
It’s cheese of the purest stripe, bafflingly bad to the point of being oddly charming in its brain dead naïveté.
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Entertainment Weekly

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To properly convey the jaw-dropping shoddiness of this videogame-based ''horror'' ''movie,'' one must approach what scientists call...
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Okay, seriously! WTH!

By LateralMind95
This movie was LAME! The actors were complete douchebags! The only good part of this movie was the fact that they twisted the story of searching for the fountain of youth. That's about it. I'd give...

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Rated R | For pervasive strong violence/gore, language and some nudity