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Avg. Critic Score: 25 out of 100 Generally unfavorable reviews Metascore® based on all critic reviews
Information for Parents:
17 not for kids
Read Common Sense Media review

Critic scores range from 0 to 100, with higher scores indicating more favorable reviews.

  • 50
    Boston Globe | Wesley Morris

    It's a self-amused, self-conscious, seriously limp throwback to motorcycle westerns of the 1970s. Read full review

  • 50
    The Hollywood Reporter |

    Lacks sufficient substance to be of more than quickly passing interest for all but the most devoted fans. Read full review

  • 30
    Los Angeles Times |

    The film gets the scummy patina right, all phony-Leone dusty trails, but while everybody on screen looks to be enjoying themselves, it is no fun to watch. Read full review

  • 30
    Variety | Dennis Harvey

    All this sounds like a surefire recipe for knowing, trashy fun, but something got burnt in the oven. Read full review

  • 25
    The Onion A.V. Club | Keith Phipps

    A witless reprise of '60s and '70s biker movies. Read full review

  • 25
    San Francisco Chronicle | Ruthe Stein

    A pile of junk. Read full review

  • 25
    Chicago Sun-Times | Roger Ebert

    The movie was executive produced by Quentin Tarantino. Shame on him. He intends it no doubt as another homage to grindhouse pictures, but I've seen a lot of them, and they were nowhere near this bad. "Hell's Angels on Wheels," for example: pretty good. Read full review

  • 20
    Austin Chronicle | Marc Savlov

    The story is a shambles, incoherent throughout, veined with tirelessly wearying flashbacks, hallucinations, and just plain old lousy storytelling. Read full review

  • 10
    The New York Times |

    It's depressingly self-conscious and turgid, and a cast that includes Dennis Hopper, David Carradine, Michael Madsen and Eric Balfour can't drag Hell Ride out of the mire. Read full review

  • 0
    Washington Post |

    After all the bloated lines are delivered, and dozens of women are debased, and Bishop has attitudinized the story line into incomprehensibility, audience members will be asking themselves how they got on this Hell Ride and what they did to deserve it. Read full review


Information for Parents
Common Sense Media says not for kids Bikers, babes, blood, booze ... and blah.
What Parents Need to Know Parents need to know that this movie -- which was executive-produced by grindhouse aficionado Quentin Tarantino -- has all of the violence, language, and extreme behavior of one of his films, but none of the wit, well-drawn characters, or cinematic brilliance. Tarantino's involvement may pique teens' interest, but the constant and extreme level of sexual content (including full-frontal nudity), language, drinking, drug use, and other adult situations isn't age-appropriate for them (or for just about anyone, really).
  • Families can talk about the movie's intentionally over-the-top material. At what point do viewers become desensitized to this type of content? Is the excess meant to be funny? Do you think films like this one only appeal to a certain audience? Who is that audience, and why are they drawn to material like this? Families can also discuss the cultural context of motorcycle-gang movies. What need or fantasy do these stories of the open road and bad behavior satisfy? Is the film's extensive stylistic debt to '60s biker films a fond tribute to a bygone genre or just empty, stylish grave-robbing?
The good stuff
  • message true0 Positive messages: The main characters -- a motorcycle gang -- go on a bloody revenge spree to avenge a decades-old wrong. Their lifestyle is portrayed as an endless series of violent acts, sexual encounters, and criminal activity. Two characters discuss how high-end motorcycling is moving toward respectability and becoming a legitimate, lucrative business and recreational activity. Female characters are stereotypical and objectified.
What to watch for
  • violence false5 Violence: Shootings, beatings, throat-slitting, garroting, and more; guns, crossbows, knives, and fire are used to kill. Many characters are subjected to having their throats cut and then being set on fire. Graphic special-effects close-ups of cut throats, severed heads, bullet wounds, blood spatter, etc. are shown. A character is chloroformed. Torture to obtain information. Scalping. Discussion of whether to cuts the heads or pinkies off dead victims as trophies.
  • sex false5 Sex: Gratuitous and frequent topless and full-frontal nudity; multiple sex scenes; extensive discussion of sex, oral sex, necrophilia, and more; some groping and ogling; kissing; scenes set in strip clubs. Pornography is glimpsed. Same-sex kissing; implied sex with multiple participants. Topless wrestling.
  • language false5 Language: Constant strong language, including "f--k," "motherf---er," "p---y," "s--t," "a--holes," and more.
  • consumerism false0 Consumerism: Indian motorcycles are mentioned; no other brands mentioned or visible on screen.
  • drugsalcoholtobacco false5 Drinking, drugs and smoking: Constant smoking, drinking, and drug use. Beer and hard liquor are drunk to excess; cigarettes and cigars are smoked; marijuana is frequently smoked; one character goes on a peyote-fueled vision quest in the desert; mention is made of the '60s biker trade in LSD and cocaine; a methamphetamine lab is glimpsed. "Pill-popping" is mentioned.

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