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  • Must Go!
    Written September 18, 2007

    Hatchet Is A Konckout.

    Right when you thought horror could get no bloodier,or grosser than The Hills Have Eyes,along comes Hatchet.This movie is the ****.It makes "Hills" look like Bambi.Seriously,there's so much over-the-top blood,gore,and gross horror,that I laughed through it.It's also the best and most creative horror film of the year.The deaths are so creative,and the blood is so free flowing in here,you will be laughing.The beginning is comedy a plenty,then blood and guts galore.For a no-budget horror movie,it's very well done,and made.It won't be at the oscars,but it's my personal favorite movie of the year.Oh,and if you do plan on going to see this,get popcorn so you have a bucket to throw-up in.Seriously,I felt like throwing-up at a few parts it was so nasty.There were also a few parts where the whole theatre jumped.This is definitely a genuine horror film.It's a very enjoyable film however,if you're looking to be scared especially,and it's one you just have to see to believe.A BIG MUST-SEE!!!

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    Written July 4, 2008
    by momo777

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rowan_loves_you HAHAHA:D jack screamed when he saw Hatchet Face:] #mademynight

6 hours ago.

juggalo_groomy @MMFWCL22221 juz watched, when the lad waves the hatchet i wished that hit him in the face!

13 hours ago.

EMERSON_801 Just saw a truck with a full hatchet man family on the back window. Oh Ogden

17 hours ago.

Kri_style24 ...."Just Saw A Female That Looks Like Hatchet Face (From The Movie Crybaby)..." SCARED THE HELL OUTTA ME!

20 hours ago.

itsDLF Now there's no more oak oppression they passed a noble law and the trees are all kept equal by hatchet ax and saw

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