HOLY MOLLY BOLLY SHOLLY!!!

By Enjoiboii
Written August 05, 2009
DOOD YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS MOVIE IT HAS NINJAS!!!! AMERICANS AND EXPLOSIONS!!! WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR VANHELSING WAS A GOOD ISH MOVIE SO I MEAN IT CANT BE THAT BAD AND PLUS LIEK IF IT IS BAD U CAN LIEK MAKE FUN OF IT AND STUFF SO YA IM GOING!! PLUS ITS GI JOE IL GO JUST CAUSE OF THE TITLE!! P.S THE SUITS LOOKS SHWEET
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Incoherent & Infantile

By Bear44
Written August 08, 2009
We like action movies - that make SOME sense. For instance, Iron Man was a great flick; this one is definitely NOT. The unrelenting, non-sensical action scenes were necessary camo for an incoherent plot. With a technology like nanobots, why would you need any muscle at all? Just quietly replace a few world leaders with their nano-made doubles, and you control the world. No mess, no fuss. But, that would make too much sense. Instead, our "heroes" go on a multi-site massive collateral damage rampage, and yet still fail - in the end - to get the job done. But, hey, there are an amazing number of laughable moments in this flick. Examples: (1) let's use a particle accelerator to 'weaponize' pre-programmed nanobots? WTF?? or, (2) let's blow up the ice sheets so the ice will SINK and destroy the evil underwater fortress. Huh?? Clearly, this movie crew needed to spend a bit more time on background research, or at least time at a bar observing the basic behavior of ice. Horrible!
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storm shadow

By ultramania84
Written August 02, 2009
I love storm shadow. i gotta watch it. so exciting!
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GI JUNK

By rutryingtoreadthis
Written July 29, 2009
Originally I was excited they were making this a movie. But, after seeing these previews, it looks incredibly lame. I'm so dissappointed. It will be this year's Speed Racer.
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ick

By la_ninja
Written July 06, 2009
When my hubby heard this was coming out we couldn't wait but now seeing it chances are we'll just rent...
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