Written September 06, 2009
Really Good. A Must See!
Written August 07, 2009
How do you take America out of GI Joe? That's like taking God out of the story of Noah, or aliens out of ET... What a pile of garbage. It so pro NATO and pro Europe it's unbelievable... the acting was really stiff and the effects were pretty cheesy... don't waste your money....
Written August 22, 2009
Its hard to give a review for a film based off of nothing but a cartoon, but with that said, if you go into the movie expecting some profoundly moving movie experience that will stay with you for days...then OF COURSE you will hate it. If you go into the movie knowing its full of fluff, one liners, the guy ALWAYS gets the girl and things always work out where the good guy wins and the villain lives to see another day, (and another movie in the series) then it was a REALLY GOOD MOVIE.
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Written May 02, 2016
75 out of 100 It's loud, funny, action-packed, childish and jaw-dropping.
Written August 05, 2009
DOOD YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS MOVIE IT HAS NINJAS!!!! AMERICANS AND EXPLOSIONS!!! WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR VANHELSING WAS A GOOD ISH MOVIE SO I MEAN IT CANT BE THAT BAD AND PLUS LIEK IF IT IS BAD U CAN LIEK MAKE FUN OF IT AND STUFF SO YA IM GOING!! PLUS ITS GI JOE IL GO JUST CAUSE OF THE TITLE!! P.S THE SUITS LOOKS SHWEET