With the departure of the company cook, O'Rourke (Forrest Tucker) orders Agarn (Larry Storch) to don chef's hat and dish up food for the troopers. The fact that Agarn can't even boil water is inconsequential: O'Rourke intends to turn a huge profit by having Agarn pad his list of supplies. Future M*A*S*H costar Jamie Farr makes a cameo appearance as Indian comedian Standup Bull ("Take my squaw--please.") ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi