O'Rourke (Forrest Tucker) would like to keep Captain Parmenter (Ken Berry) out of his hair so that he can inaugurate a few more crooked business enterprises. Figuring that the Captain would be less of an interference if he were married, O'Rourke decides to play matchmaker between Parmenter and Wrangler Jane (Melody Patterson)--but it is Agarn (Larry Storch) who unwittingly assumes the role of Jane's sweetheart. The highlight of this episode is a short-but-sweet parody of the sexy "eating scene" from the 1963 Oscar winner Tom Jones. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi