O'Rourke (Forrest Tucker) and Agarn (Larry Storch) have hatched another scheme to sell mail-order brides to the troopers, only to face stiff competition in the form of marriage broker Samantha Crawford (Mary Wickes). After considering the matrimonial prospects offered by Samantha, both O'Rourke and Agarn suffer nightmares about what their lives would be like as husbands. Thus chastened, they combine the efforts to rescue Captain Parmenter (Ken Berry) from Samantha's clutches. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi