Monica (Courteney Cox) knocks herself out to impress a restaurant owner (Jon Lovitz) in hopes of getting a job as gourmet chef. Alas, the restauranteur is a bit beyond caring this evening, having already "blazed up a doobie." Meanwhile, Chandler (Matthew Perry) reacts strangely to a promotion at work, and Ross (David Schwimmer) has a new girl friend, Celia (Melora Hardin), whose idea of foreplay is curious indeed. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi