Meant to be farcical but with comedy that somehow falls between the cracks, this horror spoof starts off with inept real estate agent Fracchia (Paolo Villaggio) trying to redeem his job. Fracchia has to save his hide by selling something within three days, and his only client is a hard-nosed cuss named Filini (Gigi Reder) whose limit is $3,000, tops. Unable to buy a Port-a-Potty on those terms, Fracchia gets a deal on a castle in Transylvania and off the duo go to inspect the premises. Inhabiting the castle are the usual monsters and zombies and a ghost-buster, Dracula, Frankenstein, and Dracula's libidinous sister Countess Oniria (Ania Pieroni). ~ Eleanor Mannikka, Rovi