Written October 26, 2008
This is, quite possibly, the worst movie ever made. By creating it, I believe Madonna is attempting to destroy all that is good in the world. Even the brilliance that is Gogol Bordello and Eugene Hutz could not save this pretentious nonsense. I cringed through 90% of the film. Reading one book about screenwriting/ storytelling, or even a short article about oh, I don't know, [I]character development[/I], would have made this 10 times better, and that's not saying much. The statement that has been made by this film is that you don't have to have any talent, skills, or knowledge to produce films. You just have to have a huge amount of cash and an ego to match.
I don't normally get offended enough by a film to log back into the movie site the next to talk trash about it, but this was awful. I feel like I need to protect the eyes of potential viewers.