Ted (Dermot Morgan), Dougal (Ardal O'Hanlon), and their visitor Father José Fernandez (Derrick Branche) play the longest-ever game of Scrabble. Before Fernandez leaves, he presents the Fathers with a bizarre phallic sculpture and a VCR as gifts. Bishop Brennan (Jim Norton) arrives with a task for the Fathers: they must protest a pornographic movie at the local cinema. Thanks to the publicity their protest generates, the movie breaks all sorts of box-office records. An enraged Brennan returns with seedy, dangerous new parish assignments for the Fathers, but luckily Jack (Frank Kelly) saves the day with a stolen videotape that highlights rather extreme vow-breaking activities on the part of Brennan. It would seem that there's a Bishop Brennan Jr. ~ Tim DiGravina, Rovi