Peter is so desperate to pay off his $34,000 pharmacy bill that he sells his daughter Meg to the druggist Mort Goldman and his family. Meg might have been able to withstand this humiliation were it not for the fact that Mort is the father of her nerdy nemesis Neil. Meanwhile, Lois finds the "perfect" babysitter for Stewie, a knockout named Liddane. Before he succumbs to puppy love, Stewie delivers a lengthy rant dissing the "average" fan of The Simpsons--and elsewhere, we're treated to references to Pee-wee's Playhouse, Kramer vs. Kramer, Dazed and Confused and Growing Pains. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi