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Critic scores range from 0 to 100, with higher scores indicating more favorable reviews.
Strictly for the small-fry set, lacking the visual style, wit or imagination necessary to entice adult viewers. Read full review
Doogal is one of those pickup-and-redub jobs, the original version having been made by European studio Path based on a 1960s British children's show, "The Magic Roundabout." And lacking even the minimal pop-cultural pizzazz of "Hoodwinked," the story, dialogue and animation here really are for-kids-only. Read full review
A dreadful animated movie stuffed with bad puns and little internal logic. More dangerous than the world icing over is the danger of eyeballs rolling back into the heads of parents accompanying kids to this. Read full review
An animated clunker. Read full review
Charm-free, incoherent, and heartlessly sentimental, this woodenly animated co-production by American, British, and French companies offers boredom and irritation for parents, needlessly scary images for tots, and, for the pubescent boys who apparently run mass culture, a flatulent blue moose. It's ugly to look at, too. Read full review
It's a movie that scrounges so desperately for laughs, it features both a flatulent moose and a flatulent train. Read full review
The polite word for all this is "repurposing," a euphemism for "hauling someone else's garbage." Read full review
It'd take more than potentially lethal amounts of alcohol to make this derivative trash endurable. Read full review
A wretched experience from start to finish. Read full review
An animated movie designed with very young children in mind. And very young children should be very angry about that. Where is it written that 4-year-olds don't deserve a good story, decent characters, and a modicum of coherence? Read full review
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you'll have a nice nap. Read full review