Written
April 15, 2012
Started awful and got worse
Samuel Goldwyn famously said that he wanted his movies to "start with a volcano and end with a bang (or an earthquake, or something)". This movie, which could win the prize for worst first date movie ever, started dead and then went comatose. It was if Chekhov and Tolstoy wrote a novel that Mel Brooks adapted for the screen while drunk. The plot was simple: a woman makes a bad bet and then doubles down. You, the audience, get to watch all of the flashbacks leading to her repeatedly bad decisions and hope that somehow she will display a small amount of intelligence or character arc and recognize her self-destructive behavior. If so, you will be disappointed. This film had everything: unsympathetic and uninteresting characters, speaking mostly unbelievable and incomprehensible dialog, played with overwrought acting and then framed with the most leaden, headache inducing music - ever. There was little in this movie that was subtle or left to the imagination.
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13
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21
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