Written March 12, 2007
This was without question the worst movie I have ever seen. It is the equivalent of watching paint drying. Do not be dragged in by the reviews (of questionable source) saying it is exceptional -- yes, it is -- exceptionally slow, dull, uninteresting (at least the yellowjackets were making some noise, otherwise I might have assumed it was a silent film), and filled with exceptionally unappealing characters.
I recently saw Vodka Lemon and was very charmed by that film. Do not go thinking this is going to be anything of the caliber of VL.
The only positive thing I can say is that there are some (not a lot, but some) beautifully shot vistas.