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Avg. Critic Score: 65 out of 100 Generally favorable reviews Metascore® based on all critic reviews
Information for Parents:
16 Iffy for 16+
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Critic scores range from 0 to 100, with higher scores indicating more favorable reviews.

  • 80
    Washington Post | Ann Hornaday

    Clerks II finds Smith up to the profane, raunchy, profoundly humanist mischief of which he alone is the master. This is a lewd, lascivious, exhilaratingly life-affirming celebration of misfits and the misfits who love them. Read full review

  • 75
    Entertainment Weekly | Owen Gleiberman

    An agreeable mischievous romp. Read full review

  • 75
    San Francisco Chronicle | Peter Hartlaub

    Dawson turns out to be a necessary ingredient, propelling the emotional core of the film forward, while somehow convincing the audience that a smart, attractive woman could find a schlub like Dante desirable. Read full review

  • 70
    The New York Times | Dana Stevens

    What makes Clerks II both winning and (somewhat unexpectedly) moving is its fidelity to the original "Clerks" ethic of hanging out, talking trash and refusing all worldly ambition. Read full review

  • 70
    Variety | Justin Chang

    A softer, flabbier and considerably higher-budgeted follow-up to Kevin Smith's 1994 indie sensation that nevertheless packs enough riotous exchanges and pungent sexual obscenities to make its 97 minutes pass by with ease. Read full review

  • 70
    The Hollywood Reporter | Kirk Honeycutt

    It has enough laughs, character arcs, politically incorrect rants and a satisfying emotional ending to more than justify this whim on Smith's part. Read full review

  • 63
    Rolling Stone | Peter Travers

    Best of all, Jason Mewes is out of rehab to play Jay and spar with Smith as Silent Bob, his dope-dealing partner. Read full review

  • 63
    Boston Globe | Ty Burr

    With Clerks II, the director retreats to home turf, but is Smith playing it safe or is he really interested in seeing how the old nabe has changed? Bit of both, actually. Read full review

  • 50
    Philadelphia Inquirer | Carrie Rickey

    While these individually diverting factors add up to a good time, they don't add up to a good movie. Read full review

  • 50
    USA Today |

    It's the crude humor that trips up the movie. Read full review


Information for Parents
Common Sense Media says Iffy for 16+ More crude banter about sex, movies, drugs.
What Parents Need to Know Parents need to know that this film is not for kids. The dialogue is rife with obscenities (over 130 f-words, to start), as well sexual talk (including references to oral sex, bestiality, masturbation, homosexuality, and pornography) and brief images (tongue-kissing, visual suggestion of a man about to masturbate and then penetrate a donkey). A fast-food clerk urinates and puts flies in customer's food. Characters are arrested for hiring/watching a bestiality act.
  • Families can talk about the "buddy movie" genre. Why do so many films celebrate the slacker lifestyle and men behaving immaturely? Are these characters likeable? They can also talk about the movie's over-the-top gross-out humor and where the line is between silly and offensive.
The good stuff
  • message true0 Positive messages: Best friends worry and argue over one's impending marriage; man admits cheating on his fiancee; characters taunt each other, dirty food they're selling, purchase a human-animal sex performance via the Internet; jokes about religion (especially Christianity).
What to watch for
  • violence false0 Violence: Store burns down at start of film; knee to the crotch.
  • sex false5 Sex: Incessant sexual allusions, including crude slang for genitals and sex acts; a shot of full frontal male nudity, with penis tucked between legs; a hired performance (sex with a donkey) serves as joke/climax; explicit tongue-kissing; discussion of one-time unsafe sex (resulting in pregnancy); naked bottom (mooning); long discussion of "a-- to mouth" sex act.
  • language false5 Language: Over 130 f-words, plus other obscenities and sexual slang.
  • consumerism false0 Consumerism: Song lyrics refer to Pizza Hut, Dairy Queen, McDonald's.
  • drugsalcoholtobacco false3 Drinking, drugs and smoking: Jay and Silent Bob sell drugs and smoke dope; mentions of weed, coke, heroin; characters smoke cigarettes and drink liquor (Eli is drunk at end).

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